To all you DU mental midgets: A love letter from WillTwain.

[trumad]

Got this from EarlG's hate mail post and thought it deserved a thread on it's own.

SATISFIED GRIN, OR FURIOUSLY POUNDING CHEETOS WHILE SITTING IN A PUDDLE OF TEARS? YOU BE THE JUDGE!

Subject: WillTwain

Hi Cowards,

You all know that I am not a troll, a Republican and I do not have an alternative account.

You are a bunch of scared little men/women, afraid a witch will get you. The Salem witch hunts were similar to the phony charges you fabricated to silence me. Like the witch hunts, if I sink I am not a witch, If I swim then I am a witch. You are tools for the neo-liberals and probably do not even understand ( I would like to think you do not get it and are merely simpletons).

Regarding the alternative account, my roommate has an account. Your “sophisticated software” is a sham. Look, I have no problem teaching you things and do not need somebody speaking for me. You are cowards. I had too much truth in my posts. As operatives for the president and future president, you have career motives.

You are clowns with frat-boy maturity.

I did thoroughly enjoy toying with you mental midgets - like a cat slapping a mouse around until I got bored and decided to put you away.

You do not know a progressive from Obama. Keep fighting for the rich suckers.

i write this with a satisfied grin.

Willtwain

[NoJusticeNoPeace]

1. Not familiar with his posts or why he was banned

[treestar]

4. ....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026548590

[hrmjustin]

2. The poor guy was misunderstood.

[derby378]

3. Who?

[spanone]

5. bwahahahahaaaa....

[jaysunb]

6. A well earned tombstone. n/t

[bravenak]

7. Hee hee! It's funny!

[freshwest]

18. Dance, mom, dance!

[bravenak]

20. Heee!! He seems so angry!

I love that gif!!!

[freshwest]

21. Somedays, we gotta let it out. I see you cut that hair! I understand, too busy for all of that. Hope

that all is well up there... since you are waaayy up there...

[bravenak]

22. I was holding my hair up to make it look like i cut it.

It was a test.
I like that pic so much I'm cutting it soon. I hope it comes out like that, and I want it blue black. That would be awesome.

[freshwest]

24. Ah, you fooled me! It will look good. Love that look on your face, too. n/t

[bravenak]

25. Thank you! I'm doing it for sure. Summer!!!

[randome]

8. What an embarrassing flame-out.

If you simply must have the last word, you are, by definition, a loser.
[hr][font color="blue"][center]All things in moderation, including moderation.[/center][/font][hr]

[Autumn]

9. The hate mail bag is back? Where the hell is it hidden?

[JHB]

10. Hidden in plain sight, right here in GD

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026590277

[Autumn]

14. I'm looking all over the home page thinking it's back for good.

[Zorra]

11. He forgot "Leninist". nt

[freshwest]

19. He will be grieving as Bernie advances here, unable to 'splain it all to us!

Or hiding under his bed.

[JI7]

13. And to think how many fans this fool had here

[freshwest]

16. Indeed. Pathetic. How many more? n/t

[Cha]

30. Well sure.. his theme was lying and hating on President Obama.

[freshwest]

40. It surely was. His wisdom was wasted on us lumpenproletariat that elected PBO twice! n/t

[Cha]

41. Ol wiltwain's "wisdom" was smaller than the head of pin.

[freshwest]

15. Gee, we attracted our own little psychopath. It sounds familiar, like all manifestos:

I did thoroughly enjoy toying with you mental midgets - like a cat slapping a mouse around until I got bored and decided to put you away.

BWAHAHA at the pitiful attempt at a MUAHAHA. EPIC FAIL.

Some folks should get out of momma's basement more often.

Except they know they'd get beaten down in real life.

[Cha]

32. He's like the energizer bunny.. just keeps going even in his little self-inflicted

pizza graveyard.

With those kind.. it's always everyone else's fault. We just don't understand how great he is.

[freshwest]

33. 'His little self-inflicted pizza graveyard' is right. This country is losing its mind. Just when I

thought things were getting a bit better, the SSDD keeps rearing its ugly head. I'm gonna take a br8k from the h8, anyway. Not worth it.

[pipi_k]

17. Wow, I'm impressed!!!

I did thoroughly enjoy toying with you mental midgets - like a cat slapping a mouse around until I got bored and decided to put you away.

He sure taught US a lesson, huh?


bwhahahhahaah

[rurallib]

23. I missed most of his posts

seems like a thoughtful individual




for the humor impaired

[giftedgirl77]

26. annnd for the finale from willTwains roomate.....

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN WILLTWAIN FORGETS THAT IF YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE YOUR OWN ROOMMATE IT'S USUALLY A GOOD IDEA TO NOT USE THE SAME EMAIL ADDRESS


Subject: Hello 

I am very confused on why I was banned. Please explain it to me. 

I log in and get the message that my posting privileges have been revoked. 

Skinner, what is going on in your head? Who do you really answer to? 

PrefersaPension

[Katashi_itto]

27. Drat. I missed all his posts.

[Cha]

28. Hey Willtwain, you "mental midget" .. you enjoyed "ratfucking" You had too many LIES in your posts

and tragically being.. too much of a boring narcissistic insect that needed to be squatted.

"You are clowns with frat-boy maturity." lol.. you're projecting again. And, such a little "simpleton".. yeah right backatcha.. with your playground bully taunts. How's the pizza?

Thanks EarlG!

[Lyric]

29. Who is WillTwain?

[Cha]

34. Ya missed it, Lyric.. he was always making hate filled anti-Obama posts.. and anyone who disagreed

with him.. he'd lie about them too. he's a sociopath.

[Lyric]

36. Sounds like I didn't miss much!

[Cha]

38. You're right.. but, there sure was a big party when he tombstoned..

I'm still celebrating!

[olddots]

31. sometimes you just have to say

"What ever ? "

[cherokeeprogressive]

35. Looks like you helped him win this round...

Shit like that needs to be dragged out into the open...

I guess.

[trumad]

37. ?

[Cha]

39. No, poor willtwain loses again. :(

[Behind the Aegis]

42. He lost twice.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN WILLTWAIN FORGETS THAT IF YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE YOUR OWN ROOMMATE IT'S USUALLY A GOOD IDEA TO NOT USE THE SAME EMAIL ADDRESS
Subject: Hello

I am very confused on why I was banned. Please explain it to me.

I log in and get the message that my posting privileges have been revoked.

Skinner, what is going on in your head? Who do you really answer to?

PrefersaPension

[Cha]

43. "Conspiracy Kook" Skinner. Well done, Skinner.. mahalo BtA for shining a light on that.. not nearly

as smart and clever as he thinks he is with all his bragging about his freaking "wisdom".

[Behind the Aegis]

44. There is a difference between "wisdom" and "intelligence."

He seems to posses neither.

[Cha]

45. Right.. couldn't quite catch the grasp of either. Thank you so much for posting, BtA