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GummyBearz

(2,931 posts) Sat May 2, 2015, 04:54 PM May 2015

DEA warns Utah lawmakers that legal pot could lead to stoned rabbit attacks

As if sober rabbit attacks weren't bad enough! Now we may get attacked by pot crazed rabbits... just think of the Mony Python and the Holy Grail scene and imagine if the rabbit was hopped up on weed!

http://blog.sfgate.com/smellthetruth/2015/03/03/dea-warns-utah-lawmakers-that-legal-pot-could-lead-to-stoned-rabbit-attacks/

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DEA warns Utah lawmakers that legal pot could lead to stoned rabbit attacks (Original Post) GummyBearz May 2015 OP

The DEA should be dismantled brick by brick hifiguy May 2015 #1

Amen!! smokey nj May 2015 #3

+1000 Tom Ripley May 2015 #7

but but but questionseverything May 2015 #8

and once you have dismantled their heads, start on the rest of them. dixiegrrrrl May 2015 #21

Is it just me or is the DEA sounding more and more like the Family Research Council? smokey nj May 2015 #2

SOS, Authoritarians! n/t RKP5637 May 2015 #6

Yep. Like the folks who try to say a movie of people having sex is "1000X more addictive than heroin" Warren DeMontague May 2015 #28

Wonder if they've seen "Night of the Lepus" Rochester May 2015 #4

FFS, what next! RKP5637 May 2015 #5

Wabbit attack!! hifiguy May 2015 #10

I think I saw a movie trailer for zombie rabbits or something... giftedgirl77 May 2015 #9

Well now Aerows May 2015 #11

But but... GummyBearz May 2015 #12

I heard from a very reliable source brer cat May 2015 #13

I'd pay good money to see that. n/t MadrasT May 2015 #14

this is actually from the Onion, yes???????? niyad May 2015 #15

Unfortunately no GummyBearz May 2015 #20

The onion doesnt get 60 Billion a year im taxpayer dollars. Warren DeMontague May 2015 #27

Oh, hell yeah. It's settled. Our new band name is going to be Stoned Rabbit Attack. Zorra May 2015 #16

Message auto-removed Name removed May 2015 #17

Be vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits mythology May 2015 #18

Really? Ms. Toad May 2015 #19

or Alabama where hemp still grows wild in the fields and road sides dixiegrrrrl May 2015 #22

Yup. Ms. Toad May 2015 #23

Link to audio of his testimony Jesus Malverde May 2015 #24

Jimmy Carter wasn't laughing ... GeorgeGist May 2015 #25

Wow. Warren DeMontague May 2015 #26

When stoned rabbits attack justiceischeap May 2015 #29

Well then they will need to break out the Holy Hand Grenades n/t n2doc May 2015 #30

if legal would still be pricey.. rabbits can buy their own.. not gonna share with an animal dembotoz May 2015 #31

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

1. The DEA should be dismantled brick by brick

Reply to GummyBearz (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2015, 04:56 PM

May 2015

until there is nothing left. What a colossal waste of money.

smokey nj

(43,853 posts)

3. Amen!!

Reply to hifiguy (Reply #1)

Sat May 2, 2015, 04:58 PM

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Tom Ripley

(4,945 posts)

7. +1000

Reply to hifiguy (Reply #1)

Sat May 2, 2015, 05:05 PM

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questionseverything

(9,645 posts)

8. but but but

Reply to hifiguy (Reply #1)

Sat May 2, 2015, 05:08 PM

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think of the wabbits!!!!

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)

21. and once you have dismantled their heads, start on the rest of them.

Reply to hifiguy (Reply #1)

Sat May 2, 2015, 07:53 PM

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smokey nj

(43,853 posts)

2. Is it just me or is the DEA sounding more and more like the Family Research Council?

Reply to GummyBearz (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2015, 04:57 PM

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RKP5637

(67,088 posts)

6. SOS, Authoritarians! n/t

Reply to smokey nj (Reply #2)

Sat May 2, 2015, 05:04 PM

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Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)

28. Yep. Like the folks who try to say a movie of people having sex is "1000X more addictive than heroin"

Reply to smokey nj (Reply #2)

Sat May 2, 2015, 09:01 PM

May 2015

The similarities to the reefer madness crowd are uncanny.

Rochester

(838 posts)

4. Wonder if they've seen "Night of the Lepus"

Reply to GummyBearz (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2015, 05:00 PM

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That movie was hilarious.

RKP5637

(67,088 posts)

5. FFS, what next!

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Sat May 2, 2015, 05:03 PM

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hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

10. Wabbit attack!!

Reply to RKP5637 (Reply #5)

Sat May 2, 2015, 05:12 PM

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giftedgirl77

(4,713 posts)

9. I think I saw a movie trailer for zombie rabbits or something...

Reply to GummyBearz (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2015, 05:08 PM

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Or I just might have been really stoned I don't fuckin know.

Aerows

(39,961 posts)

11. Well now

Reply to GummyBearz (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2015, 05:15 PM

May 2015

That's an interestingly absurd approach to trying to make your organization relevant.

GummyBearz

(2,931 posts)

12. But but...

Reply to Aerows (Reply #11)

Sat May 2, 2015, 05:22 PM

May 2015

edit. oops someone beat me to the punch with the joke

brer cat

(24,525 posts)

13. I heard from a very reliable source

Reply to GummyBearz (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2015, 05:49 PM

May 2015

that the stoned rabbits were due to gay marriages. Who should I believe?

MadrasT

(7,237 posts)

14. I'd pay good money to see that. n/t

Reply to GummyBearz (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2015, 06:09 PM

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niyad

(113,079 posts)

15. this is actually from the Onion, yes????????

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Sat May 2, 2015, 06:35 PM

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GummyBearz

(2,931 posts)

20. Unfortunately no

Reply to niyad (Reply #15)

Sat May 2, 2015, 07:52 PM

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Although at this point one may start to question if the DEA is an even bigger joke than the Onion.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)

27. The onion doesnt get 60 Billion a year im taxpayer dollars.

Reply to GummyBearz (Reply #20)

Sat May 2, 2015, 08:58 PM

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Zorra

(27,670 posts)

16. Oh, hell yeah. It's settled. Our new band name is going to be Stoned Rabbit Attack.

Reply to GummyBearz (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2015, 06:37 PM

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mythology

(9,527 posts)

18. Be vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits

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Sat May 2, 2015, 07:09 PM

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Ms. Toad

(34,000 posts)

19. Really?

Reply to GummyBearz (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2015, 07:20 PM

May 2015

I don't remember any pot crazed bunny attacks growing up in Nebraska, where wild marijuana is plentiful.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)

22. or Alabama where hemp still grows wild in the fields and road sides

Reply to Ms. Toad (Reply #19)

Sat May 2, 2015, 07:55 PM

May 2015

which is a fact that not many people here seem to know.

Ms. Toad

(34,000 posts)

23. Yup.

Reply to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #22)

Sat May 2, 2015, 08:01 PM

May 2015

I am surprised it doesn't also grow wild in Utah . . . but I couldn't find any documentation of it.

Jesus Malverde

(10,274 posts)

24. Link to audio of his testimony

Reply to GummyBearz (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2015, 08:02 PM

May 2015

At the :58 minute mark.

http://utahlegislature.granicus.com/MediaPlayer.php?view_id=74&clip_id=18619#.VPE143586KY.facebook

Another article

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2015/03/02/dea-warns-of-stoned-rabbits-if-utah-passes-medical-marijuana/

GeorgeGist

(25,311 posts)

25. Jimmy Carter wasn't laughing ...

Reply to GummyBearz (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2015, 08:55 PM

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Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)

26. Wow.

Reply to GummyBearz (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2015, 08:58 PM

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They're really scraping the bottom of the drug war rationalization barrel, arent they.

justiceischeap

(14,040 posts)

29. When stoned rabbits attack

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Sat May 2, 2015, 10:56 PM

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n2doc

(47,953 posts)

30. Well then they will need to break out the Holy Hand Grenades n/t

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Sun May 3, 2015, 09:10 AM

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dembotoz

(16,785 posts)

31. if legal would still be pricey.. rabbits can buy their own.. not gonna share with an animal