CHECK OUT Carly Fiorina's innovative campaign website. (link inside)

[JaneyVee]

http://carlyfiorina.org/

[leftofcool]

1. Now that is one for the records!

[JaneyVee]

2. Not very tech-saavy for a former tech ceo.

[Plucketeer]

12. Whaddya wanna bet - she's involuntarily uttered

an old Rick Perry campaign slogan??? Remember: "OOPS" .

[miyazaki]

22. The closest she ever came to opening up a computer

is probably when an assistant removed it from the cardboard box.

[Mnpaul]

51. That is what I was thinking

and how did she get that job. She doesn't seem to be very intelligent.

[hatrack]

3. Damn! That was . . . satisfying!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Nice!

Aspiring candidates: Don't forget to register domain names, because if you don't, someone else will.

[salin]

5. very effective!

[randome]

6. Formerly in charge of a major technology company...

...yet doesn't understand the importance of domain names.
[hr][font color="blue"][center]"The whole world is a circus if you know how to look at it."
Tony Randall, 7 Faces of Dr. Lao (1964)[/center][/font][hr]

[LiberalArkie]

13. And that is why she WAS FORMERLY in charge of HP/Compaq/DEC

[calimary]

38. She was obviously window dressing for people on the board of directors who wanted to make sure

the company looked liberated when it comes to women executives. "SEE??? WE'VE got one, too!!! WE'VE got a woman CEO! SEE? Aren't WE the bee's knees?"

[sufrommich]

7. lol ! nt.

[Xyzse]

8. Ouch...

Nice takedown.

[cyberswede]

9. Awesome site!

Awful statistic...and even worse quote at the end. She deserves much ridicule.

[NCjack]

10. Carly is a Rethug job creator (outside of USA). nt

[4lbs]

11. Even after laying off 30,000 people, she still managed to almost bankrupt HP.

Yet, due to the wacky world of business golden parachutes, she was jettisoned with millions of dollars in severance.

Those that were laid off? Pretty much nothing.

[MisterP]

21. those are just s-s-statistics

[Contrary1]

25. My husband, along with thousands of others who didn't get the boot...

got the runner up prize of a 23% pay cut. I'm surprised that the company still exists after both Fiorina and Whitman got their hands on it.

[SoapBox]

14. LOL

These Pukes and Baggers just don't get it.

All I ever need to know is if there is a (R) after their name...they are against 99% of Americans.

[Brother Buzz]

15. SHIT HAPPENS

[BlancheSplanchnik]

16. superb!

goddammit, I hate repukes.

[RVN VET]

28. No,no, Republicans are good and gentle and kind and caring because, umm, Abe Lincoln!

Actually, if Lincoln was the First Republican, John Wilkes Booth was the original Teabagger.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

32. !

Idiots don't realize republicans of Lincoln's time were the progressives of their day.

[progressoid]

33. "Actually, if Lincoln was the First Republican, John Wilkes Booth was the original Teabagger."

Excellent. Will have to remember that one next time one of my Republican family members brings up the Abe is a Republican crap.

[Gothmog]

17. That is funny

[MADem]

18. That is fooking BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nt

[NYC_SKP]

19. Awesome. I want to see her debate Bernie Sanders.

It'll take a crew of 1,000 workers to clean up the mess.

Union workers.

[NorthCarolina]

45. I seriously doubt she'll ever get that far.

[lark]

20. Good job!!

[zentrum]

23. Can't believe

…the level of incompetence in herself and her staff to not know you buy every possible domain name. Good God.

[JHB]

47. Considering her rep outside her own PR materials, I can believe it.

[herding cats]

24. That's excellent!

[BrotherIvan]

26. I wanna find whoever did that

and give them a big wet kiss. And a bear hug!! That grifter has absolutely no business running. She got schooled in California so now she thinks the rest of the country will like here better? She is an embarrasment.

[hibbing]

27. Ouchie poo n/t

[erronis]

29. Please add the number of page reads to the home page

If you're not currently collecting them via some privacy-losing one like click-bate, get the unique IP addressed from your website log. I have a feeling that this number will be going up through the roof. It would be fun to watch (and fun to see if we can match the endpoints to RW sites.....)

[McCamy Taylor]

30. ROFLMAO

If she can't run a campaign---or a company--how can she run a government.

[Hissyspit]

31. Fiorina is a joke.

[progressoid]

34. Oh yeah, that's a keeper.

[NJCher]

35. now that's the kind of "plan ahead" president I want!

/sarcasm off.

Sheesh, how freaking difficult is it to figure that out???!!

[hifiguy]

36. Blammo!

[WillyT]

37. K & R !!!

[calimary]

39. So does that then qualify her for the hood ornament on the clown car (or banana boat)?

Actually if it was a banana boat, then she'd be the figurehead on the front of the banana boat. They're all saying - LOOK! WE'VE got OUR pet woman too! SEE???? One of the voices on MSNBC just now was talking about carly-baby and pointing out correctly that "the republi-CONS think they have a style problem. What they actually have is a SUBSTANCE problem." As in - just because you stand a candidate in a skirt up there doesn't mean you're worth shit with women's issues!

[Liberal_in_LA]

40. lol!

[BumRushDaShow]

41. K&R and ironically

I remember actually streaming the (then) live broadcast of HP-Compaq's first joint media event after the merger back in 2002, featuring her and Capellas. Boy how time flies and how their brands took a nosedive.

[Roland99]

42. ah ha ha ha ha ha ha

[FiveGoodMen]

43. Thank. Needed that.

[IronLionZion]

44. She is such a job creator!

She would have created so many more jobs if it weren't for Obama's socialism.

[Geronimoe]

46. She made out like a bandit

She got a little over a million dollars in perks, bonus, and going away deal for each employee she terminated. The HP products she moved to China facotries was absolute garbage and HP wouldn't acknowledge the defects. She, Walker and the Republicans are wrecking balls.

[Iwillnevergiveup]

48. There is some doubt in my mind

that she'll make it to the debates. She needs a little stroking, but will probably slither away shortly. But I am THRILLED to hear she's running. She'd be an acceptable air freshener tag in the clown car.

[mountain grammy]

49. Ok, so the GOP field consists of 2 Cuban Americans,

one African American and one female American. Who's the big, dumb, white Republican male going to vote for?

Has Rand declared yet? I forgot.

Love, love, love Carly's website..

[groundloop]

50. NPR has picked up on this !!!!!!

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2015/05/04/404278011/fiorina-doesnt-register-dot-org-domain-site-attacks-her-record-at-hp

[NBachers]

52. I read it all the way to the end- She makes Chimp boy look competent.

How about Meg Whitman for your VP slot, Gnarly?

[cindyperry]

53. grand work that was

[Cha]

54. Brilliant.

[magical thyme]

55. uh oh. i wonder what this one is going to look like...

http://www.carlyfiorina.net/

[moondust]

56. She reminds me of Leona Helmsley.

Not exactly a people person.

[Punx]

57. And Indirectly

You can add my wife to that site.

Not Carly herself but one of her protegees. Same playbook, take a pay cut to allegedly save your job, and then get laid off. And of course your severance is now at the new lower rate. I'd love to know her part in the HP spying scandal as well. Hell will freeze over before I vote for her for anything.

Bad trade policy had quite a bit to do with it as well but that's for another time and thread.

[MaggieD]

58. I like when they bust out of....

.... the gate looking like complete morons. LOL!

[TrollBuster9090]

59. That's what you get for outsourcing your IT work to a private contractor in Mumbai, Carly.

[freshwest]

60. What a hideous person. A vote for her is like voting for the rotting corpse of Ayn Rand or Reagan...

[samsingh]

61. kick - fiorina is a moron

[SunSeeker]

62. Rachel showed the site, after she showed Fiorina boasting about her tech savvy.

[camelfan]

63. Stunning display of reality. Carly...does this even register with you?

[Initech]

64. Just another job creator!

[Spitfire of ATJ]

65. She's such a techie.

[madamvlb]

66. k&r

[deutsey]

67. K&R

[IDemo]

68. She's claiming to have moved HP forward

Sometimes that comes with unfortunate consequences, though.

[Fantastic Anarchist]

69. Wow ...

How callous can one be? Does anyone know the context of that quote? If it's really in regards to the layoffs, that is absolutely sociopathic:

"I would have done them all faster."
—Carly Fiorina

Is this true?

[Fritz Walter]

70. Who's good at Photoshopping?

I'd love to see an adaptation of the "Sorry Charlie" (StarKist Tuna ad campaign) with her mug superimposed over the fish's face.

[LiberalLovinLug]

71. Not only that

But their products are CRAP!

[maddiemom]

72. What? No demon sheep?

Now, you gotta admit in terms of campaign commercials...