I'm filing suit against all DU'ers.

[trumad]

You guys are fucked!

[hrmjustin]

1. I'm guilty!

[trumad]

2. You are so first!

[hrmjustin]

4. I have terrific lawyers.

Paid for by Hillary Clinton.

[kentauros]

38. I always "knew" you were guilty of something!

[hrmjustin]

57. lol.

[KittyWampus]

3. when you say "fucked" do you mean that in a good way?

[trumad]

9. You haven't scene my profile picture.

Bad---really bad!

[Sherman A1]

5. So,

would that include You?????

[trumad]

12. Yes

[FSogol]

6. Pro tip: Hang your suits in the closet, don't put them in the filing cabinet.

[shenmue]

7. Oh noes

[pinboy3niner]

8. This is your worsted OP ever! nt

[trumad]

10. Sued!

[Omaha Steve]

11. You are standing in a long line

[spanone]

13. i've already filed a counter-suit! you're it!!!!!

[cwydro]

14. Class action?

I want in!

[Hiraeth]

15. Line forms to the left.

[joeybee12]

16. Hey, I'd be in a better mood if I was

[leftofcool]

17. Well, I haven't had a good fucking since........................

never mind, I got nothin'

[el_bryanto]

18. Let me know if it goes class action. I'll sign on. nt

[TexasTowelie]

19. Unlocking thread.

Last edited Wed May 6, 2015, 04:23 PM - Edit history (2)

Threads complaining about Democratic Underground or its members; threads complaining about jury decisions, locked threads, suspensions, bannings, or the like; and threads intended to disrupt or negatively influence the normal workings of Democratic Underground and its community moderating system are not permitted.

The consensus of forum hosts agree that this thread is intended to disrupt the normal workings of DU.

ETA: Upon petition and with the additional context provided by the author that this thread was mocking a lawsuit where a Nebraska woman was suing all gays the forum hosts reassessed the thread and enough votes switched so it became a leave.

[hifiguy]

26. Surprised it took the mods so long.

The thread about the crazy woman yesterday was a real hoot.

Good call.

[rug]

48. Oh, man, now you're in for it.

Sued!

[TexasTowelie]

50. Let's see,

evaluating my assets from most value to least and allowing for depreciation he will get my college class ring, my computer, my clothes, my cell phone (a Samsung Galaxy 1), and my cat (which might be considered a liability since she wants to be fed and needs the occasional flea bath). That pretty much makes me judgment-proof.

[joeybee12]

20. You should have linked to it...

Ignore

[NYC_SKP]

51. No link?

Ignore.

[el_bryanto]

21. These does seem to be springing up.

I can see why you would though.

Bryant

[freshwest]

22. Good luck with that one, brother! You'd have to pay me first to get anything... n/t

[BeeBee]

23. At least I wouldn't have to go to Nebraska like the last one... n/t

[backscatter712]

24. You didn't write the lawsuit papers in crayon, did you?

[kentauros]

39. No, they were in lemon juice.

[hifiguy]

25. Lebowski speaks for me.

[NoJusticeNoPeace]

27. Can I represent you? $2500 an hour, and that is cheap

[Arugula Latte]

28. Is it because I have deep pockets?

[Vinca]

29. You can't get water out of a rock.

[Scootaloo]

30. Before or after you start part three of your "Visit to FreeRepublic" series?

[pinboy3niner]

32. In fairness, he never would've found Orly Taitz, Dentist-at-law, hanging around DU

That was just FReak luck that he found her at Rimjob's place and she took his case.

[treestar]

31. lolol

[Eleanors38]

33. Why, just the other night.

[NanceGreggs]

34. I have already retained Jackie Chiles.

He said your lawsuit is outrageous and egregious!

[pinboy3niner]

35. !!!

[Rex]

36. How are you going to get those in other countries?

LOL!

[TeeYiYi]

37. k+r...

...for the unlock.

TYY

[pinboy3niner]

40. Oops!

Profile information

About trumad

Statistics and Information
Account status: Posting privileges revoked!!!! He sued poorly.

[IcyPeas]

41. force majeure

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[lovemydog]

42. Lets talk settlement.

We're prepared to offer you a $5 Olive Garden gift card.

[pinboy3niner]

43. We better throw in an order of homemade CORN FLAKE-breaded chicken to sweeten the deal

I couldn't turn that down--kudzu?

[lovemydog]

44. No. We're being generous.

[pinboy3niner]

49. No sweat to throw Orly a bone

After her other suits, she'll think she hit the jackpot.

[yuiyoshida]

45. oh good, he said "you guys"

and Since I am not a guy, I am off he hook!

[trumad]

47. You most certainly are not a guy!

[Warren DeMontague]

46. You have said several things which offend and make me mad, thus you are guilty of incitement and

shouting fire in a crowded theater, hate speech, blasphemy and other serious CRIMES.

I'm calling the cops!

[Hassin Bin Sober]

54. You forgot...

...the crimes of murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices, the theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, perjury, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money, and contrary to the laws of this state, the condemned is guilty of using marked cards and loaded dice.

[sheshe2]

52. Oh, my~

[Owl]

53. It's about time!

[Whiskeytide]

55. I hope the standard of...

... proof is not more probable than not because none of us can understand that!!

[muriel_volestrangler]

56. I want that in handwriting

Who are you the ambassador for anyway? Only ambassadors get to file suits against entire classes of people.

I also want to see your use of apostrophes. "DU'ers" looks a little too correct, to me.

[olddots]

58. I'm telling mom

about that candy you hid .