7 foot long penis-shaped sofa stolen from remnants of now-closed Riveria in Las Vegas

[Miles Archer]

http://www.reviewjournal.com/columns-blogs/norm-clarke/phallic-couch-among-items-stolen-crazy-girls

Bet we won’t see this conversation piece on an episode of “Pawns Stars.”

It won’t be easy to pawn a seven-foot-long couch in the shape of male genitalia.

The couch, featured in one of the numbers in the “Crazy Girls” topless show at the Riviera for years, was among the items missing when the stolen moving truck was found Tuesday.

Video showed two thieves stealing the truck early Monday. Only a handful of items were found when truck box was opened. The truck was the last of four used for the move from the Riviera to the Sin City Theater at Planet Hollywood Resort.

[Historic NY]

1. I find that hard to phallic a 7th long couch.

[lonestarnot]

2. Who would want a 7 ft penis?

[Fla_Democrat]

3. Ossifer Plumm, Tormund Giantsbane.....

[shenmue]

4. This is a case for Howard Stern

[Leith]

5. Is It Wrong to Want

to see a picture of the couch?

I can't be the only one...

[ohheckyeah]

8. The story was

worthless without it.

[Lint Head]

6. It's venereal as far as I'm circumcised.

[lovemydog]

7. Sofa King tragic

[Leith]

23. Now THAT Was Funny!

Once in a while, SNL comes up with a terrific skit and that one was in the top 5 (along with Colonel Angus and the Cork Soaker part of the winery tour).

[Beacool]

9. This article without pics is useless.

I've been at the Riviera, but I can honestly say that I didn't see a seven foot couch in the shape of a penis. I think that I would have noticed it.

[Lars39]

10. Maybe there was a cold snap.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

19. It was in the pool.

[KG]

11. shouldn't be 'hard' to find

[Quantess]

12. Boo, no photo!

I wanted to see it in full glory.

[Orrex]

13. Cops are on the lookout for more cushion for the pushin'

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

14. I'd survey the industrial upholstery cleaning firms.

I imagine it could use some cleaning after years of "use".

[dembotoz]

15. hide it by using a condom

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

16. Probably on its way to Davenport.

[ScreamingMeemie]

17. I have a picture of my husband standing with my dad, my brothers, a couple cousins, an uncle

and a few friends by the "Crazy Girls" metal sculpture, and the thought of the whole place being gone makes me so very sad.

[Miles Archer]

18. One of the Vegas Facebook pages commented that it was one of the last hotels in the city with neon

That, to me, is tragic. Made me think of the book "Rat Pack Confidential." There is an amazing photo of the Sands inside, with an old 40s, maybe 50's model car parked curbside and a view of the desert. No highrises, none. Just the Sands, a car, and the desert.

Las Vegas isn't really Las Vegas any more...it's something different with the same name.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

20. I was there a couple months ago for the first time since the 80's.

It's almost a Disney resort now.

[ScreamingMeemie]

21. It is tragic.

The last time I went was with my husband in the late 90s. We used to stay in the Stardust because it was old school. I miss all of it... the way it used to be.

[hifiguy]

22. Only in Vegas. nt

[trof]

24. Locking.

This belongs in LBN.

trof
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