ProTip: Primary infighting threads will magically disappear...

[pinboy3niner]

...with Liberal use of the 'Trash Thread' button. You may end up with a sore 'Trash' finger, but it's worth it.

[Rex]

1. Please take this to the Creative Speculation forum unless you have links...

[pinboy3niner]

3. Well...

[Rex]

9. No way! I have visual proof!

It's tha greeeeyyyyysssss!!!!

[pinboy3niner]

15. You can't fool me

Those are the GOP candidates.

[Rex]

16. Just Ted Cruz! He said the last thing he remembers is a bright light.

[pinboy3niner]

17. That's hilarious!

[Marie Marie]

20. Tee Hee

Suddenly, that sickening, crispy zzzaaappp is music to my ears. Another annoying pest - gone!

[shenmue]

2. Whew

Saves me from having to finish all the vodka in one go.

[pinboy3niner]

6. Don't be too quick to dismiss your remedy

You may need to test it for a few weeks to see if it works.

[shenmue]

8. I'll keep that under advisement

[Logical]

4. Wow, I love the people are so scared of different opinions they run and hide! Nt

[KMOD]

5. Oh, FFS

[Logical]

7. Why be on the fucking discussion board if you don't want to read discussions? People...

are way too fucking sensitive.

[KMOD]

10. Oh, FFS

[pinboy3niner]

11. There are bazillions of net discussions. Must we read ALL of them?

DUers get candidate info here and at other sources. I prefer to skip the dueling partisan shots. Your mileage may vary.

[Hekate]

12. It's the effing lack of discussion on the effing discussion board that I find tedious...

Quoting debunked RW sources is not discussion. People stamping their little feet and telling everyone else to STFU is not discussion, even if it did get hundreds of Recs and withstand several Alerts.

A lot of what's happening here at the moment is hyper-emotionality, and that is my insensitive analysis.

Don't be so fucking sensitive yourself.

[pinboy3niner]

13. Alerted!

Just kidding.

[Hekate]

14. Oh noes!

[KMOD]

18. Huh?

Snarky comments followed by emoticons is not discussion?

STFU Hekate!

[Hekate]

21. My widdle feelings is hurt!

[pinboy3niner]

19. A lot of what's happening is trash-talking among warring factions

That's why I feel blissfully free to trash that crap.

[Hekate]

22. It definitely sounds like the path of wisdom and serenity.

[Hekate]

23. I just trashed 10 in GD. That feels so good I'm gonna go back and dump some more. ...

I feel all sensitive now! (or maybe that's effing sensitive)

[KMOD]

26. I'm pretty sure it's

effing sensitive.

For what it's worth.

[pinboy3niner]

28. Actually, I think our friend above has a point

My Trash finger IS getting effing sensitive.

[KMOD]

30. Indeed.

Mine as well.

[randome]

47. Everytime you trash a thread, a butterfly vomits.

[hr][font color="blue"][center]All things in moderation, including moderation.[/center][/font][hr]

[BainsBane]

40. You called it

Plus why crap all over one of Pinboy3niner's funny threads? We need some laughs from time to time.

[cherokeeprogressive]

24. While I might agree on some accounts, this is THE MOST entertaining I've ever seen DU.

In my scant 54 years; if I've learned anything at all it's that the most arrogant quickly become the most desperate. Today was a perfect example of that.

I'm loving it.

I would add that more houses have been lost betting on "sure things" than anyone would care to admit.

[KMOD]

25. I agree!

eff Chafee and his Chafeeroonios.

[cherokeeprogressive]

27. My Lincoln LS was the absolute smoothest and quickest car I've ever owned...

and the customer service at Lincoln is second to none.

Wait... wut?

[frylock]

42. it's really quite entertaining!

[dreamnightwind]

29. Jury results

Alert - this post runs counter to the spirit of discussion on a political board

4 to 3 to keep

Juror #1 - HIDE - "Liberal use of"... attack on the liberal wing of the party, shame on you
Juror #2 - KEEP - "Liberal use of"... attack on the liberal wing of the party, fuck yeah
Juror #3 - HIDE - "magically disappear..." magical thinking, belongs in creative speculation
Juror #4 - HIDE - "ProTip" OP appears to be a paid propagandist
Juror #5 - KEEP - threads should be recyled not trashed, keep it as a negative example to others
Juror #6 - KEEP - Alerter appears to be a stalker
Juror #7 - KEEP - What's a lert?

I was Juror #5

edit to add: not an actual alert folks

[liberal_at_heart]

31. why would someone alert on a legitimate app of the website? If the creators of the website

thought trashing threads was counter to the spirit of discussion on a political board, they would not have created the trash button.

[dreamnightwind]

33. updated my post

[pinboy3niner]

35. I laughed my ass off even before you edited

[dreamnightwind]

36. Thanks

[liberal_at_heart]

34. okay. Sorry. Didn't pick up that it was a joke.

[Jamastiene]

45. It was a joke.

HIDE and LEAVE are usually what you see. The KEEP was a dead giveaway that it was satire. It was pretty dead on though, as far as the types of comments people add to alerts, lol.

[pinboy3niner]

32. LOL!

You obviously made that up. Good job!

[Jamastiene]

46. 1 & 2 are classic DU jury result comments, lol.

They might not always use those exact words, but the same concept is usually there in quite a few results.

[BainsBane]

37. Presto, wizo, DU has only three threads left.

[SoapBox]

38. Now that's FUNNY!

[pinboy3niner]

39. You have THREE?

I may have been too itchy on the Trash trigger.

[Iliyah]

41. Thanks for the light hearted thread!

[pinboy3niner]

43. What makes you think it's light-hearted? *evilgrin*

Just kidding. I'm happy to see others having fun with it.

[pinboy3niner]

44. Goodnight, Hillary. Goodnight, Bernie. Goodnight, all.

I must rest my poor effing sensitive finger. Tomorrow is another day. It's a good thing the primary election will be over soon! Oh, wait...

[Hekate]

48. Goooood morning Vietnam! Oh wait, Goooood morning DU Primary Season!