I shit you not: Fox News - "OBAMA FLIP FLOPS, DECLARES WAR ON MARRIAGE "

[Richardo]

I shit you not.

http://nation.foxnews.com/president-obama/2012/05/09/obama-reverses-position-same-sex-marriage

Obama declares support for gay marriage


By Rick Klein | ABC OTUS News

President Obama today announced that he now supports same-sex marriage, reversing his longstanding opposition amid growing pressure from the Democratic base and even his own vice president.

In an interview with ABC News’ Robin Roberts, the president described his thought process as an “evolution” that led him to this place, based on conversations with his own staff members, openly gay and lesbian service members, and conversations with his wife and own daughters.

Next on Fox: "Falling Gas Prices - Good or Bad?"
Desperation is funny.

[sinkingfeeling]

1. Yes, he's going to declare all the blissfully married divorced next week!

[NYC Liberal]

2. And just to preserve it for posterity, in case they delete it:

[Richardo]

3. Thanks!

[RockaFowler]

4. Wow - real headline??????

They are so desperate.

Is this the same as the war on Christmas??

[Bolo Boffin]

6. So it's war on marriage to increase access to it?

Very interesting.

And Shepard Smith is on the air saying that Obama is now in the 21st century and on the right side of history.

[rurallib]

15. Not counting tomorrow, How long did Shep work for Fox?

they gotta be tossing his ass out for that one.

[Tx4obama]

18. Shep Smith: GOP Is On ‘The Wrong Side Of History’ On Gay Marriage

Article and video here: http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entries/shep-smith-gop-is-on-wrong-side-of

[Bolo Boffin]

22. He has been getting mouthy recently.

You're right - this might be the final straw for him.

[Solomon]

30. Naw, Shep is allowed to exist to be the token foil. The people

on their side of the aisle don't respect and listen to him anyway.

[SunsetDreams]

7. I don't have any missiles aimed at my marriage

....hang on...wait for it...nope that was just a bird flying. He hasn't declared war on my marriage. I am so happy that finally he has came out in favor of marriage equality.

[immoderate]

11. Poe's Law!

Roughly, "right wing craziness is indistinguishable from satire."

I thought this was a joke. It's real! And it's still a joke!

--imm

[annabanana]

5. now they're really just babbling

abeda - abeda - abeda

that's all folks

[Mutiny In Heaven]

8. That is the most despicable thing

I have ever seen from a news outlet, and that, sir, takes some doing.

[FlyByNight]

9. Fox "News" is a cancer

Very Onion-like headline though.

[dhill926]

13. I've just given up trying to guess if it's...

from The Onion or not anymore. More times than not, it's not. Just freakin' surreal.

[Richardo]

25. I actually referenced the Onion in my OP...

...then thought "The Onion can't keep up"

[dana_b]

10. I am not surprised but still disgusted n/t

[pinboy3niner]

12. Obviously, Obama is siding with the terrorists on the issue

Oh, wait. He's not.

[KansDem]

14. So this is what Rupert Murdoch and Al-Waleed bin Talal think of gay marriage?

Murdoch -- (ex)Australian chairman of FOX News
bin Talal -- Saudi prince and No. 2 shareholder of FOX News parent company.

F*ck 'em, and the "real 'Murikans" who listen to them...

[LynneSin]

16. At least he acknowledges his evolution instead of what Etch-a-Sketch Romney would do....

which is shake the slate clear and hopes no one finds the YouTube video of him expressing the opposite of what he just endorsed.

[themaguffin]

17. Silly Fox, don't they know it's Congress who has the power to declare war?

[progressoid]

19. Not surprised.

Desperate indeed.

[Prophet 451]

20. Fox attack Obama for _____ (fill in the blank)

Really, is this a surprise to anyone? Obama could walk on water while whipping up a cancer cure between strides and Fox would claim he couldn't swim and was "declaring war" on drug manufacturers.

[underpants]

28. killing Bin Laden

lowering taxes
lowering government expenditures for healthcare
not being white

[Initech]

21. Fox News is way too fucking extreme to dictate American policy.

We should ban them and their stupid fucking tea party the way Germany banned their far right party from holding office.

[underpants]

29. You are right but sadly they do

simple economics - they make the most money so all of TV (CNN) follows them and MSNBC spends time reacting to them (save for Morning Joe sending people out to the watercooler with the conservative "conventional wisdom&quot

[Rex]

23. Foxnews is not a news organization.

The should be FORCED to rename themselves FOX HELP GET RMONEY ELECTED NEWS.

It is pathetic that the GOP owns the M$M.

[cynatnite]

24. So, should I just go ahead and file for divorce now?

Save myself the heartache that's to come?

[MrSlayer]

26. "President joins Dick Cheney in War on Marriage."

Would be more fun.

[jillan]

27. I would love to know how many employees at Fox are divorced - and how many of

them cheated on their spouses?