NE Patriots Rumored to Tap Chris Christie as Next Cheating Coordinator

[whereisjustice]

BOSTON -- With his presidential prospects completely deflated, Chris Christie is said to be negotiating with the New England Patriots for a top spot as head cheating coordinator. The position has been vacant since the Pats previous cheating coordinator was fired after disappointing 2014 season. While other candidates are still being considered, Christie's credentials are rumored to carry the most weight.

Sources close to Coach Bill Belichick say the Pats coach is impressed with Christie's consistent cheating performance on and off the field. Christie is the 2014 Detoilet Douche Award winner and the current record holder for the most cheats of any politician, previously held by former Governor of New Jersey, Jon Corzine.

[Gothmog]

1. This may be a good move by Christie