Boston Marathon Bomber to Die, Nation Forgets About Years of Appeals

[EEO]

Boston Marathon Bomber to Die, Nation Forgets About Years of Appeals

::SNIP::

"Awesome. That bastard had it coming," said legal layman and Quincy, Massachusetts resident David Goliath. He was with a group of like-minded citizens at a local bar where they first heard about the death sentence.

Goliath was soon informed by a member of the press he would be waiting a little while for Tsarnaev's death sentence to be carried out, assuming it is not thrown out during the appeal process.

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::SNIP::

[tularetom]

1. I'm all for it because when Tsarnaev is executed, his victims will come back to life

Oh wait...

[samsingh]

5. isn't that more reason to show our disgust at his brutal murders?

or should we pat him on the back and ask him not to do it again?

[LanternWaste]

7. The only two choices available are death or a pat on the back. Brilliant mind you have there...

Reductio ad absurdum is hardly indicative of a rational mind.


Yeah... the only two choices available are death or a pat on the back. Brilliant mind you have there, fella.

[morningfog]

2. His name is David Goliath?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

3. That's the long and short of it.

[morningfog]

4. Overcoming that name seems insurmountable.

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. There would be tons of appeals no matter what the verdict was.

[Thinkingabout]

8. The first thing ai thought of before he and his brother planted the bombs was all

The years of appeals his victims was going to get. Oh, my bad, they did not get any appeals, just directly to death and injury.