Help me win a DUzy award and beat SNL telling this joke in the process
Starring Anthony Crispino with Second-Hand News on Weekend Update --
"So, what have you heard this week, Anthony?"
"Well . . I don't know if you heard about this or not, Seth, . . but . . as it turns out . . President Obama is gay. Yeah, yeah, I know. It surprised me too, but he said he wanted a same-sex marriage."
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"I don't think that's what President Obama said."
"Well . . that's what I heard. He said he wanted a same-sex marriage, so that means he is gay."
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"I don't think that's what the President meant when he said he supported same-sex marriages this week."
"Oh . . okay . . that's fine with me, but I'm just saying . . that's what I heard anyway."
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"Who told you that about President Obama anyway?"
"Sammy the Tuna."
"Sammy the Tuna? Wasn't he the same guy who told you that Oprah was starting a huge peacock ranch in Texas to harvest their feathers?"
"Yeah, yeah, . . . okay, okay . . . I'm just telling you what I heard this week."
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Oh...THAT Emily Litella...
R.I.P. Gilda 