Mitt Romney: Between the lines ...

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Bullies are people too, my friend.

I like to fire people (unless they're small and weak, in which case I prefer to beat them up).

I have a sense of humor. I once walked a blind man into a closed door. Funniest thing you ever saw!

I believe that marriage can only exist between one man and one woman (except for Rush, he gets all the do-overs he wants).

Feel free to add your own.