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Fact: He came proudly out of the closet at an Early age as Bipedal.
Fact: He Is a adherent of Socialist Mastication.
Fact: Bernie Sanders generates on average about 3.5 pounds of rubbish a day, most of it paper. Yet supports pollution control. Hypocrisy!
Fact: Sanders has gone through periods of Onanism.
Fact: Bernie Sanders tongue tastes bitter things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip. This is obviously suspect.
Fact: On average, Americans collectively eat 18 acres of pizza everyday. An obvious socialist plot.
Fact: The average American butt is 14.9 inches long. This may or may not include Bernie Sanders, we need to know why.
Fact: 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. Bernie Sanders has not been one of them....so far.
Fact: The scene where Indiana Jones shoots the swordsman in Raiders of the Lost Ark was Harrison Ford's idea so that he could take a bathroom break. Is there a connection with Bernie Sanders? A definitive maybe.
Fact: Vermont Public Radio Show: The Power Of Darkness Bernie Sanders Heavy Metal Hour is not run by Sanders and is entirely fictional.
cascadiance
(19,537 posts)HOW MISLEADING IS THAT!!! Thought brunch was supposed to be eaten before noon!
Mnpaul
(3,655 posts)wait for it.
House of Roberts
(5,167 posts)It was originally 'Brunch With Bernie', when Thom lived in Oregon, and by Pacific Time, Bernie's hour started at 9am. Now that Thom lives in DC, Bernie's hour starts at noon. See the difference?
cascadiance
(19,537 posts)closeupready
(29,503 posts)Jester Messiah
(4,711 posts)So many people die from this toxic substance every year and yet he is entirely silent on this topic! OUTRAGE
rhett o rick
(55,981 posts)L0oniX
(31,493 posts)ImaPolitico
(150 posts)keep his hair combed? He is always looking so unkempt.
Hillary in 2016!
House of Roberts
(5,167 posts).
Jesus Malverde
(10,274 posts)JM
enigmatic
(15,021 posts)Deal-breaker for me!
Jamastiene
(38,187 posts)enigmatic
(15,021 posts)CrawlingChaos
(1,893 posts)Scootaloo
(25,699 posts)one hears Nickelback, while fumbling at the radio knob like a spastic gerbil, thinking why did I order fries now my fingers are greasy oh please make it stop!
TlalocW
(15,377 posts)Bernie is/has
a known extrovert
practiced celibacy before marriage
practiced nepotism with his sister-in-law
matriculated with women in college
a sister who was a thespian
a brother who is a practicing homo sapien
a known audiophile with subscriptions to several phonographic magazines
TlaocW
Duval
(4,280 posts)for that Brother!
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)sulphurdunn
(6,891 posts)AtomicKitten
(46,585 posts)with women?
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)I heard that he was known to oscillate in public. Also with women.
CrawlingChaos
(1,893 posts)OMG I love this fuckin' thread.
Thespian2
(2,741 posts)who has actually known a "thespian," let alone have one as a family member...
gregcrawford
(2,382 posts)GO BERNIE!
StatGirl
(518 posts)(I recognize a bunch of these from a very old MAD magazine.)
C Moon
(12,209 posts)KansDem
(28,498 posts)"BS"
What does that tell you?!!
C'mon, folks, get a clue!! Just how much evidence do you need??!!!
turbinetree
(24,685 posts)cui bono
(19,926 posts)MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)WAKE UP SHEEEEPLE!!!
*eye twitch*
SoapBox
(18,791 posts)Send it to FoxFakeNews...the world needs to know!
Orsino
(37,428 posts)Truth hurts.
pa28
(6,145 posts)Paka
(2,760 posts)Bucky
(53,947 posts)I'M WORRIED!!!!
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Jack Rabbit
(45,984 posts). . . are hiding the empty space underneath . . .
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KamaAina
(78,249 posts)It's a botched plug job from back when the technology was still in beta.
paleotn
(17,884 posts)or not....The Donald baby picture?
paleotn
(17,884 posts)Volaris
(10,269 posts)1.21 gigawatts, motherfuckers--1.21 gigawatts. (nods head sagely)
Haha maybe we can make bernie bumper stickers that read '88 miles an hour!', 'Lets see if you bastards can do 90', etc, (please feel free to make your own)
Sanders 16--The Future Awaits.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Katashi_itto
(10,175 posts)7962
(11,841 posts)They'll scream "Socialist!" but thats it. Hell, I saw Sanders on O'Reilly and HE called him a "stand up guy"!
Joe Chi Minh
(15,229 posts)Response to Katashi_itto (Original post)
peecoolyour This message was self-deleted by its author.
bvf
(6,604 posts)I may need to reconsider my support for him.
Voice for Peace
(13,141 posts)- people with no conscience are claiming he is racist
- mainstream media tries to make a joke out of him
I think that's authentically ugly.
BeanMusical
(4,389 posts)Yeah, I saw that. Beyond disgusting.
Voice for Peace
(13,141 posts)I mean, he is cuter than a puppy in that picture.
No I don't worship anybody. But he is really, really, cute
because he is really really real. When bullshit and ego
are mostly absent: a very special human critter. Wanna
take him home and feed him treats, and comb his hair.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)but mine was day camp.
McKim
(2,412 posts)NY Times said he appeals only to people his own age! Ageism and insults. They must be truly threatened by his platform as they have started early in their attacks.
I guess free college that Senator Sanders offers them is not attractive to young people? Jobs? Staying alive by not having to join the Army because Bernie will end the wars in the Middle East? What's not to love?
Rosa Luxemburg
(28,627 posts)only 6 years between them. It must be his suits!
red dog 1
(27,783 posts)closeupready
(29,503 posts)awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)it is one of my favorite words- it makes people uncomfortable. "Where's Joe?" "He's in the other room masticating".
zeemike
(18,998 posts)I cannot support someone who masticates in public...it is an abuse of our precious bodily fluids.
HooptieWagon
(17,064 posts)Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)That's just disgusting!
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)Is that a hair comb? Vanity!
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)It's not hard to extrapolate, what is inside them... And so on.
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)Response to Ken Burch (Reply #45)
Warren DeMontague This message was self-deleted by its author.
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)Response to Ken Burch (Reply #62)
Warren DeMontague This message was self-deleted by its author.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Has he apologized publicly for this? Not to my knowledge!
Scootaloo
(25,699 posts)I'm not sure I can get behind a candidate with a below-average butt width.
obviously it's just easier to get behind an above-average butt.
nationalize the fed
(2,169 posts)Not Bernie's Brother
Bernie's actual brother Larry Sanders who lives in the UK and ran for Parliament link
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Take that, Clinton!
RiverNoord
(1,150 posts)Its nefarious goal of running for office - and sometimes winning! - in jurisdictions in which the particular family member running is eligible for office - must be stopped!
The rampant spread of onanism must be brought to an end before it's too late!!!
840high
(17,196 posts)MarianJack
(10,237 posts)YIKES
PEACE!
rocktivity
(44,572 posts)and has tried to convince children to experiment in philately!
rocktivity
Eleanors38
(18,318 posts)and had numerous acts of it.
azurnoir
(45,850 posts)Katashi_itto
(10,175 posts)left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)raouldukelives
(5,178 posts)Vic Prell
(5 posts)....since Bernie was first elected to office.
Coincidence?????
I THINK NOT!!!!
SmittynMo
(3,544 posts)Bernie is a breath of fresh air in politics. He is EXACTLY what we need,
And all of you can come up with is his hair, his democratic socialistic views, the music he listens to? And then all the bullshit in the original post.
His hair: Anyone near his age knows its hard to control, even in the slightest wind. I cut it all off - Never a problem again.
His socialist views: If we didn't have him to stand up for the lower and middle class, believe me, no one would. He is the rock of Gilbralter
His music: Give me a fuckin break!!! Who cares.
Quit nitpicking this guy. He's the real thing and WILL stand up for us. No more bullshit. He represents the people, not corporate America. Wake up people, he's the real thing and exactly what we need. He's starting to get some media coverage. NYT, The Daily Show, More to come. I actually heard Lawrence Odonnell talk about him last night for a short period. He's starting to collect moss on a rolling stone.
I'm glad to see him getting the recognition he deserves.
GO Bernie, GO!!!!
treestar
(82,383 posts)stage left
(2,961 posts)Has he no shame?
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)That Bernie Sanders once juggled kittens for a living.
d_legendary1
(2,586 posts)Middle Class
Climate Change
Regulation
Wall Street Reform
Protectionism
His Wife
Just to name a few things.
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)d_legendary1
(2,586 posts)stage left
(2,961 posts)He has been known to engage in furious gesticulation, particularly that involving the marked pointing of the index finger. Please. Think of the children.
nxylas
(6,440 posts)We know socialism doesn't work, because Germans live in small houses (paraphrase of an actual comment I saw on Facebook today).