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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) Calling the Obama Administrations actions against the soccer organization weak and ineffective, Senator John McCain on Thursday proposed military action to dismantle and destroy FIFA once and for all.
These are people who only understand one thing: force, McCain said on the floor of the United States Senate. We must make FIFA taste the vengeful might and fury of the United States military.
McCain said that he was completely unimpressed by the Department of Justices arrests of several top FIFA lieutenants this week, calling the action the kind of Band-Aid solution that this Administration, sadly, has become famous for.
Rounding up a few flunkies in a hotel is meaningless when the leader of FIFA remains at large, he said. I will follow Sepp Blatter to the gates of Hell.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/mccain-urges-military-strikes-against-fifa
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