Post The Things Mitt Romney Thinks He Did Besides Personally Save Detroit.
"I cured Polio, Jonas Salk took my advice even after I wrote an article saying that those kids should just be left to die, because they were a drain on Society."
"I won the war in Viet Nam by advocating for the children of The Common Folk to be drafted to fight, even as I knew that my safety was assured by first, a college deferment, secondly, a religious deferment, and thirdly, just to be extra safe, going to France to hide in a castle so that little bit of nastiness stayed far, far away from my privileged hide."
"As a Bain Capital executive, I freed hundreds of thousands of employees from the drudgery of manual labor, opening up their lives to a much broader scope of existence than they would have otherwise experienced being trapped in jobs that they held for twenty years or so."
"When I was a rambunctious youth, a few friends and I took it upon ourselves to personally educate some of our classmates into the habits of proper grooming. We did this expecting nothing in recompense, but as a selfless act of charity."
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