Right-Wingers Claim Texas Flooding Caused Not by Climate Change but Witchcraft and Sodomy

[KamaAina]

Not The Onion

http://www.politicususa.com/2015/05/29/texas-flooding-caused-climate-change-witchcraft-sodomy.html

Oh yes. Those Texas Republicans are outraged at the idea that global warming could be responsible for the devastating floods experienced by their state, which have forced them to sell their immortal souls as they go begging to federal dollars.

The good news is that it is not global warming that is to blame! It is witchcraft and sodomy! Yay!...

“Rebecca in College Station, Texas” shared this theory with Bryan Fischer the other day during his radio show. She said that “the places that are underwater are overrun with witchcraft and sodomy. If you go into those areas, you can just see it.”

Houston, she complains, “has a whole area that is like Sodom and Gomorrah.” Houston, she says, even has a “sodomite mayor”!

Ah yes, Texas, the world capital of witchcraft and sodomy.

[clarice]

1. Wait a minute.....we have a Lesbian Mayor......so

If she is a Lesbian AND a sodomite...then she would.....umm.....you know....Hell, i'm confused.
But I don't think she is a witch.

[Thinkingabout]

2. It had to happen. I heard the flooding wss from tears cried because there isn't any

Blue Bell Ice Cream.

[Prism]

3. If that were true, San Francisco would be Atlantis

Still no rain here despite my very best efforts ;/

[Jackpine Radical]

4. Crap. Beaten by 3 minutes.

[SoCalNative]

5. Oh, the huge manatee!

[immoderate]

6. Amazing article. I will forward to my Libertarian, climate denier friends...

I take great satisfaction in listening to their rationalizations about the cognitive dissonance they should encounter every day. Their dedication and reasoning is anchored in fundamentalism, which is separate from religion.


--imm