Straight people finally unload marriage on gays.

[originalpckelly]

After finding another group to take marriage off of its hands, straight men and women everywhere are rejoicing tonight after the news that the President's arbitration agreement has finally freed them from the confines of a relationship of just two people. "After last week's visit to the chilli cook-off, I don't know how I can look that woman in the face. The smells that came out of her are reason enough for a divorce."

Blissfully ignorant about the woes of marriage, homosexuals everywhere are rejoicing the news of the deal. Like a person who did not check the carfax before they bought a lemon, gays are asking their friends to hop in the car just to go for a drive. Unfortunately that drive may be filled with lots of chilli cook-offs.

[monmouth]

1. At the "Funniest Signs" posted the other day I loved the "Gays Deserve to be Miserable Too."..n/t

[shagsak]

2. Homosexuals have every right to be as completely miserable as the rest of us.