In light of Hastert, Duggar, Foley, demand legislation to keep conservatives away from our children!
Nugent, Sandusky, the list goes on...
It's high time that we do something about godless conservatives, and their rightwing enablers like Huckabee and Paterno.
Congress should move immediately to ban conservatives from teaching in public schools, where they would be around children.
Similarly, conservatives should not be allowed to serve as scout masters. And forget about conservative adoptions. Out of the question, given their proclivities.
The conservative lifestyle is an abomination and a threat to our nation's well-being. Steps must immediately be taken to keep conservatives from serving in our nation's military. No one wants to serve in a foxhole with someone who cant keep their mind off of underage sex.
If the Congress doesn't want to act, then the people should take the initiative in the form of state ballot initiatives to deal with the threat of conservative perversion. These efforts should be timed to a presidential election year, naturally, because "Freedom!"
America should never turn its back on God and allow the conservative lifestyle to be accepted. We're risking divine judgment if we fail to act!
