Mitt's the rage!!! Please come CAPTION the Mitt-ster.

[skip fox]

"Damn! Why I don't have a violent bone in my body! . . . How many f*cking times do I gotta tell you? . . . . It was a freakin' prank, okay, . . . a freaking prank. . . . I oughta come down there and bitch slap some of you p*ssy North Eastern reporters."

[sadbear]

1. In the Flesh?

Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
Get them up against the wall!
There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me,
Get him up against the wall!
That one looks Jewish!
And that one's a coon!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There's one smoking a joint,
And another with spots!
If I had my way,
I'd have all of you shot!

[democrat_patriot]

2. "And so I grabbed him by his long blonde locks ....

and made him just like me!"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

3. If elected President my hand is twitchig in anticpation of giving every member of Al Qaeda a haircut

I'll do the gay ones for free.

[DearAbby]

4. "People have got to know...

whether or not the person running for president's a bully. Well, I'm not a bully."

[HopeHoops]

5. "That's no orrrdinry rrrabbit. He's got.. and he can jump...and he's got..."

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

6. I'm honored to address the graduating class of the Acme Barber's College