Rmoney impersonated a police officer

[IggleDoer]

http://articles.philly.com/2012-05-10/news/31656167_1_mitt-romney-michigan-governor-police-officer


While his father was Governor! Oh, this dishonor if he got caught!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. AND threatened an ex-girlfriend while pretending to arrest her.

Just another high jinx, a wild time, funnin' around as it were, in the day in the life of a psychopathic personality.

[Liberal_in_LA]

2. from article

"He told me and my friend to get out with him, and that he was taking us in," McDonald remembered. The idea was to spook the girls.

McDonald speculated as to why Romney relished concocting such elaborate schemes. There was an impression, McDonald recalled, "that he sort of was trying to figure out how to fit in."

Why, McDonald was asked, would the son of the Michigan governor have felt out of place at an exclusive prep school?

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. because daydreams of killing ants with magnifying glasses, skinning cats alive, and forcing dogs

on the roof of speeding cars didn't lend itself to having a lot of friends.

[frogmarch]

4. His favorite tv show

is probably TruTv's "Impractical Jokers." I've never watched it, but I've seen the previews. Not my type of show.

If he became president, I wonder what kinds of wacky, "all in good fun" hijinks he'd pull.

[IggleDoer]

5. Hey, let's declare war on Bolivia

Sounds like fun. Everybody in?

[Scuba]

6. "...he sort of was trying to figure out how to fit in." Still failing at that.

[3waygeek]

7. Well, he's been impersonating a human since birth...

so why not a cop? They're people, too.

[The Magistrate]

8. So he Is Up To Two Felonies, Sir, At Least two That We Know Of....