Rand Paul trying to gin up support for daddy says "Obama's views on marriage couldn't get any gayer"

[demtenjeep]

Sen. Rand Paul mocked President Obama's recent support of gay marriage on Friday, saying he didn't think Obama's views "could get any gayer."

"The president recently weighed in on marriage and you know he said his views were evolving on marriage," the Kentucky Republican said at Iowa's Faith and Freedom Coalition meeting. "Call me cynical, but I wasn't sure his views on marriage could get any gayer."

http://news.yahoo.com/rand-paul-says-didnt-think-obamas-views-could-235037656--abc-news-politics.html

[Bolo Boffin]

1. Mr. Paul, did you get the consent of that chicken first? n/t

[pinboy3niner]

2. The only one he consulted was...

...Aqua Buddha.



I think Aqua Buddha should be captioned, 'What Me Worry?'

[11 Bravo]

3. Why did Rand Paul cross the road?

(His dick got stuck in the chicken.)

[d_r]

4. how anybody could claim

to be a libertarian and not support gay marriage is beyond me. Completely. They just make it as they go. "Libertarian" means "I should be free to do whatever I want, and you should be free to do whatever I want, too."

[Chorophyll]

5. Stay classy, Rand.

What is he, twelve?