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(60,071 posts)bluesbassman
(19,360 posts)Those are about the ugliest undergarments I've ever seen.
alfredo
(60,071 posts)madokie
(51,076 posts)Good thing I didn't have anything in my mouth when I seen this picture cause I would have spit it everywhere and would be in the market for a new keyboard now
hlthe2b
(102,119 posts)alfredo
(60,071 posts)Control-Z
(15,682 posts)always seems to be doing the pee pee dance when he's on stage trying to make friends; talking about the size of trees, eating grits, saying y'all? Now and forever, whenever I see Romney, especially when he's doing his pee pee dance, I will see him in these undies with the giant magic panel on the front and be making all kinds of assumptions.
Though, I'm not sure yet whether I'll laugh or get sick, you, alfredo, are to blame!!
alfredo
(60,071 posts)Control-Z
(15,682 posts)I think.
(I do hope you are taking my replies to you in the lighthearted way I've intended.)
alfredo
(60,071 posts)madokie
(51,076 posts)My sides hurt from all the laughs I've gotten from that line of hers.
What a weird couple!
sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)jmowreader
(50,528 posts)Mormon union suits have traditionally been made in a light gray color.
aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)flamingdem
(39,308 posts)lol!
liberalmuse
(18,671 posts)vaberella
(24,634 posts)obamanut2012
(26,046 posts)They never stop wearing it.
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)Or is that a no-no?
I mean, the undies could get pretty ripe after a few years.
vaberella
(24,634 posts)Swede Atlanta
(3,596 posts)the Mormon magic underwear are worn by a man and a woman (don't know if the polygamist branch of the LDS church do this) that are "sealed" in a temple.
If you are a mormon and only married in a stake, not steak, house, your marriage vows last until death do you part. But if you are hitched in the temple you are hitched "forever", in essence sealed to one another. I don't know if the church excommunicates "sealed" members if they seek a divorce.
Sealed members wear these undergarments, supposedly keeping an arm or foot in them even while bathing, as a symbol of the covenant of their marriage. I don't know why a wedding ring isn't enough but apparently not for these folks.
LadyHawkAZ
(6,199 posts)but the woman will have to be unsealed in order to remarry and move to a new planet.
Voice for Peace
(13,141 posts)this thread is giving me a stomachache from laughter
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)that's a world view I...I just.....well, let's just say.....I'm just glad I never fell for it
dflprincess
(28,072 posts)A friend on mine had a friend who was not married but she did wear the "garment" because she had been on a mission.
FreeState
(10,570 posts)Lol - no you get them when you go through the Temple for the first time. For males that's when they go on a mission (19) or female missionaries (21) or when one gets married or just decides to go to the temple (unusual but it does happen - usually its mission or a marriage).
boppers
(16,588 posts)When you get baptised for the dead, you do not need them, for example.
FreeState
(10,570 posts)Going through the temple in LDS terminology means taking out ones endowments (Which is the washing and anointing ceremony were one gets the garments followed by the endowment ceremony).
See terminology used here http://www.lds.org/ldsorg/v/index.jsp?hideNav=1&locale=0&sourceId=da6e7befabc20110VgnVCM100000176f620a____&vgnextoid=d6371b08f338c010VgnVCM1000004d82620aRCRD (note its not about baptisms for the dead - something that is typically done by 12-18 year olds).
boppers
(16,588 posts)My answer was pretty much to respond to the myth that "you must be willing to wear, or wearing, garments to be in the temple".
in/though, blah blah blah.
FreeState
(10,570 posts)There important but hard to get unless you have been immersed in it for a while.
(While I'm no longer a believer, or a member, I'll probably always identify as LDS on some level do to the cultural/family haratige).
boppers
(16,588 posts)(This is a Mormon joke, there are two basic levels, and the higher level is *not* Moronic, it's a joke, son).
I, too, will always have it as part of me, perhaps you made it further than I before checking out.
I still welcome the brothers and sisters when they show up at my porch, with no hated, no malice. My younger brother is now a leader of his Elder's quorum. It's kind of in my family for life.
Maybe I'll go back once I stop smoking, drinking, and the church stops hating my gay friends and family, and stops being so hypocritical about abortion.
obamanut2012
(26,046 posts)His bishop told him and his wife that "True Believers" still did this. It is technically a discontinued practice, but it certainly isn't a myth, and it appears that some hardcore"LDS still practice this.
My friend's family are multi-generational LDS, and I trust his word and Freestate'son this.
unkachuck
(6,295 posts)....that's a scary proposition....I love a good wife as much as the next man but forever is a very long time....and not to be un-Mormon, but I've found way more magic in her underwear than with her underwear....
....since slick willard (the rich wall-street Mormon) appears to be an expert on everything, someone needs to ask slick willard for the definitive explanation on magic underwear....and if don't use bleach, could the result be black magic underwear?
boppers
(16,588 posts)It's a myth.
FreeState
(10,570 posts)boppers
(16,588 posts)Or Catholics who whip themselves.
So, hey, let's repeat it?
FreeState
(10,570 posts)I fact many of my family history journals talk about it as far back as the 1940s.
boppers
(16,588 posts)There was also near universal southern hatred of blacks then, too.
Might as well judge Obama on his dad's tribe's marriage practices.
FreeState
(10,570 posts)I'm or judging anyone - I was pointing out that your statement that it was a myth was false. I was raised LDS, served a mission, been through the temple etc. my family history goes all the way back to Martin Harris - this is part of my families history and I am not ashamed of it nor think its anything weird. I wa correcting an error, not making fun or light of anyone or anything.
boppers
(16,588 posts)Obama and Rmoney's great and great-grand parents were polygamists.
As far as folks obsessed with keeping their garments "touching" them, that's not doctrine, it's tradition.
I assume you know the difference, from up thread, you "get" LDS verbiage.
blueamy66
(6,795 posts)so that when she dies, her husband can call her into his "heaven" by this secret name?
FreeState
(10,570 posts)Male or female. If its a female she reveals the name to her husband, so that he can call her to resurrection (not heaven). If he does not call her the belief is she will b called by someone else because in LDS theology everyone gets resurrected, saints and sinners.
I thought so......it's fun to be Catholic and know sooooo much about the Mormon religion..pisses them off!!!!!!
FreeState
(10,570 posts)Garments are worn by the mainstream LDS church as well as the polygamist break offs (the styles are different - the polygamist have ones that cover ankle to wrist). The mainstream church makes them in several different fabrics - all the same cut depending on sex. They even have green ones for members in te military (otherwise they are wire made with cotton, mesh, nylon or one piece cotton - like underroos
One is not excommunicated for divorce but one may be on probation for a period if there was "sin" involved. Men can get sealed again with only a civil divorce without a Temple divorce, women need both a temple divorce and a civil divorce.
Garments have no symbolism in marriage and are taken off for sports, bathing and sex. (In the old days people left them on all the time - but that was a long long time ago - my great grandparents left theirs on but no one after that).
liberalmuse
(18,671 posts)in the boobies and crotch. I don't know what they say, though.
bhikkhu
(10,711 posts)Response to Swede Atlanta (Reply #4)
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MADem
(135,425 posts)And the underwear in the other post look damn uncomfortable to wear!
sakabatou
(42,136 posts)but I can't remember the DUer's name. He often satirizes himself.
wendylaroux
(2,925 posts)but yuck,those underwear!-that poor dogs expression is making me sad.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)...and when did he know it?
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)hrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmm
boppers
(16,588 posts)Oh, wait, am I in the wrong thread of hate?
I should be mocking other people here?
Mea culpa.
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)to lord over others, lying brazenly, pretending to be a moral paragon while in actuality displaying a track record of gleefully predatory behavior, then yes, I might just make fun of his tallit, yarmulke, tefillin AND his mezuzah, to boot.
boppers
(16,588 posts)That the resulting hate might go towards the group, not the individual?
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)because it might backfire onto other lying predator animal abusers.
btw, I don't know if it makes any difference to you, but I grew up Jewish. I remember my Dad, wearing his yarmulke on Passover as he read from the Haggadah at Seder. He had his issues, but he wasn't a lying predator animal abuser.
boppers
(16,588 posts)Maybe death isn't "abuse"....
To make my point clearer, there was this semi-famous philosopher dude who pointed out that mocking others, without self-examination, shows hypocritical thinking.
Rmoney made his animals terrified and shit themselves for family vacation.
Jews bled animals to death as a sacrifice to god.
Regularly.
So, yeah, not cool, either way, but to mock one, and ignore the other, is kind of blind to one's own traditions, and the faults one carries forward by carrying forward the tradition.
If you'd like me to target the horrors of many other Christians and Muslims, I can do that too.... the Abrahamic tradition is quite bloody.
cali
(114,904 posts)whereas Romney did the dog car things a wee bit more recently. Not that they are remotely connected. Unless, dear, you're claiming that that Romney putting his freakin' dog on the car is a religious ritual- which of course it is not. you're thinking is more than a little muddled here. It's majorly discombobulated.
boppers
(16,588 posts)"Oh, we aren't doing this insane thing *now*, we've moved on to other insane things" is a poor defense.
An omnipotent, omnipresent, god of the universe, has designated Rome, Israel, or Salt Lake City as the best place, in the whole universe, for his "people"?
Yeah, it seems pretty odd.
arely staircase
(12,482 posts)LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)HiPointDem
(20,729 posts)did it ever occur to you that some posters and readers might be mormon and take offense to the bigotry?
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)by its teachings that subjugate normal and good human behavior to bizarre ritual and oppressive teachings.
this is NOT oppression of innocents, here...and plenty of people don't seem to think this was a waste of space.
as I said upthread,
I get tired of over scrupulosity. If mocking idiocy, cynical exploitation, hypocrisy, showboating and all that is naughty-naughty, then we lose a way to identify what's wrong and communicate it!!! Group norms, folks. Peer pressure is very much about enforcing group norms...so if you want to reinforce norms of integrity, humility, all that good stuff, we better be able to talk about what it ISN'T!! Humor is a powerful way to do that.
Unless, of course, we'd like to scrupulously fire all comedians, too.
bye bye to Lenny Bruce, Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert and a host of others.
by the way, a lot of women here object to using the word bitch, c*** and douchebag, but there is very little outcry. And what outcry there is is usually ignored. Now THERE's an example of entrenched bigotry that demeans and humiliates innocents
alfredo
(60,071 posts)boppers
(16,588 posts)alfredo
(60,071 posts)snooper2
(30,151 posts)from thousands of years ago talking about various versions of sky beings, yeah it's a full time job LOL
You want to help? The pay is shit but the rewards are everlasting
Bluenorthwest
(45,319 posts)devotion do not really matter. It is not the props and the patter that matter, it is the use to which they are put which in Mitt's case includes slandering other people with lies, using those props and words to sell his crapola.
So if he did it using the lexicon of any faith or philosophy it would still be hypocrisy, mendacity and slanders. The 'Mormon' stuff is just a set of images and props for him to make use of. He could and would do the same with any other faith he might have chosen.
It is not the particulars of the faith, it is the particulars of the actions of the faithful in the name of their faith, or when using that faith as reason or warrant, that matters.
Your thinking seems to suggest that if anyone uses a 'faith' as cover for vicious actions, anyone who criticizes that is attacking the faith, when I say that it is the one exploiting the faith for personal agenda that is attacking the faith they claim to love. I just don't buy into this idea that if the person who beats me uses a crucifix, defending myself is an attack on the cross, not the person exploiting a sacred image for their own agenda.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)I get tired of over scrupulosity. If mocking idiocy, cynical exploitation, hypocrisy, showboating and all that is naughty-naughty , then we lose a way to identify what's wrong and communicate it!!! Group norms, folks. Peer pressure is very much about enforcing group norms...so if you want to reinforce norms of integrity, humility, all that good stuff, we better be able to talk about what it ISN'T!! Humor is a powerful way to do that.
Unless, of course, we'd like to scrupulously fire all comedians, too.
bye bye to Lenny Bruce, Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert and a host of others.
boppers
(16,588 posts)Thank you.
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)is tantamount to bigotry against the religion as a whole and all members of it, and that it could lead to violence and animal sacrifice.
"Your thinking seems to suggest that if anyone uses a 'faith' as cover for vicious actions, anyone who criticizes that is attacking the faith"
Maybe she made the point I was trying to make, only more clearly......
boppers
(16,588 posts)Most religions have had abhorrent practices.
Maybe we shouldn't judge them on their past.
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)made me smile
boppers
(16,588 posts)BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)it does--helps me grow too.
HiPointDem
(20,729 posts)It's just as cheap and mean as junior high school.
I wonder if there are any mormons at DU.
boppers
(16,588 posts)I cannot quantify how many, but if not outright apologists, there are those on DU who provide contextualization.... of which I am one.
Jello Biafra
(439 posts)murielm99
(30,715 posts)Thanks.
I am surprised there was not more outrage over this thread. Usually, when we talk about the magic underwear, there are several indignant Mormons and other people who question our liberal credentials and our inappropriate laughter. After all, other faith systems have irrational behaviors and beliefs, too.
It was still funny.
aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)from Freemasonry and that Joseph Smith was a Free Mason who incorporated a lot of their ways into Mormonism.
boppers
(16,588 posts)There's a lot of crossover.
Kind of like the Catholics and Protestants stealing from Jews, who stole from their tribal own customs....
Religious studies are fun.
Union Scribe
(7,099 posts)And this is why I don't go camping: big naked convicts running around.
deacon
(5,967 posts)alphafemale
(18,497 posts)vaberella
(24,634 posts)They do exist, but I don't know what mechanism makes them work.
obamanut2012
(26,046 posts)A friend s ex-LDS, and temple married. I've seen his garments, and they are akin to something someone who wear in Edwardian times, or before, even though they have been "modernized." They also have Masonic symbols sewn on them. The latter need to be cut out of the garments and disposed of properly before old garments are tossed. Also, he said his bishop told him and his now ex wife they were to ALWAYS wear the garments, including during sex, and even while bathing. Apparently this bishop was a bit of a Fundie on garment wearing protocol.
Garments can stop bullets and fire, or so my friend was taught.
Bluenorthwest
(45,319 posts)Marriage is an institution between a man and a woman."
To say that while the fact is the man's grandparents were polygamists is just disgusting. 'Marriage is between a man and a woman, unless is it between a man and a group of women as part of a religious 'tradition' made up from scratch way less than 200 years ago.'
3,000 years claims the man whose faith was 2,800 years shy of that mark when they rewrote the entire view of marriage in the culture they lived in.
Mitt is one of the most horrid liars I have ever seen. And frankly, it seems that his church upholds and approves of his bullshit. 3000 years, except for a block of time in MO, Utah, then Mexico when marriage was more freewheeling....
Wind Dancer
(3,618 posts)You nailed it!
jcboon
(296 posts)BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)and the finishing touch, "Yatta!"
MineralMan
(146,254 posts)We should be better than that, I think, on DU.
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)as I said upthread,
I get tired of over scrupulosity. If mocking idiocy, cynical exploitation, hypocrisy, showboating and etcetera is naughty-naughty , then we lose a way to identify what's wrong and communicate it!!! Group norms, folks. Peer pressure is very much about enforcing group norms...so if you want to reinforce norms of integrity, humility, all that good stuff, we better be able to talk about what it ISN'T!! Humor is a powerful way to do that.
Unless, of course, we'd like to scrupulously fire all comedians, too.
bye bye to Lenny Bruce, Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert and a host of others.
by the way, a lot of women here object to using the word bitch, c*** and douchebag, but there is very little outcry. And what outcry there is is usually ignored. Now THERE's an example of entrenched bigotry that demeans and humiliates innocents
not trying to force you to abandon your beliefs, just explaining mine.
MineralMan
(146,254 posts)On a personal level, I think all religions are based on mythology. So, this OP didn't offend me in that sense at all.
In 2008, when President Obama was running for his first term, the opposition made an attempt to cast him as a Muslim. We all objected to that, since it was both not true and wouldn't matter if it were true.
JFK was criticized for his Catholic background by his opposition. That was the wrong thing to do, too. He had to give a speech about it.
Romney is a Mormon. It's just as wrong to criticize him for his membership in the LDS church as it was to call Obama a Muslim or JFK a Catholic as a way to criticize him.
Romney's politics are all that is needed for more than adequate criticism. Criticizing religious beliefs is a very risky business, especially if it's done in a way that ridicules the religion in the process. That kind of criticism backfires as often as not, and is simply not the thing to do. The whole "magic underwear" meme is a false flag when used to criticize a Presidential candidate.
We all rightly criticized the right for using the Muslim nonsense against Obama. We rightly criticized campaign strategies that tried to negatively associate JFK with Catholicism. We needn't stoop to ridiculing Romney's religion. It's a bad idea. It makes us look foolish. There are plenty of other things to criticize about Romney, like tying his dog to the top of his car and his blindness to the state of so many people's livelihoods.
I have no religion. Others do. That's a personal deal, and doesn't necessarily have anything to do with their politics.
Harry Reid is also a Mormon. Does he wear the "magic underwear?" I don't know, and it's none of my business. But, you're ridiculing his beliefs, too, when you ridicule Romney for being a Mormon. Are you sure that's what you want to do?
I'm going to turn this into an OP of its own, but I'm posting it here in this thread.
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)you state it well.
I'm at work now and have to run, so can't take time to say more.
I admit I am not totally disabused of my perspective, but you do give good food for thought.
Major Hogwash
(17,656 posts)Because after you die, the Mormon church is going to baptize you in order to bring you into their church to save you from going to hell.
And you can't stop them from doing it!
Muslims don't do that.
Catholics don't do that.
That's why this difference matters.
The other churches are religious institutions, not cults.
Baptism of the dead is considered an anathema to Christians who use the King James bible as the basis of their church doctrine.
It is explicitly mentioned in the bible, just as witchcraft or devil worshiping are spelled out.
So, this is a huge difference between ALL other Christian churches and the Church of Latter-Day Saints.
They stand all alone among all other churches, mosques, or synagogues as one who believes in this practice.
MineralMan
(146,254 posts)Why would I care, especially after I'm dead? Atheists don't believe in any of that business, so it's of no importance to me at all.
mac56
(17,564 posts)Back in the '08 primaries I posted an entry on DU making light-hearted fun of Gov. Romney and his Temple garment.
I got pelted with rocks and garbage. Beaten like a bowl of egg whites.
I still can't walk outdoors alone after dark. (Shudder.)
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)yep. to paraphrase Emerson, a foolish moral superiority is the hobgoblin of small minds.
Sorry you got tarred and feathered! Uhhhh, when life hands you tar and feathers.....make Halloween costumes??
Erose999
(5,624 posts)Yavin4
(35,421 posts)If it's magic, shouldn't it clean itself?
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)if it's magic, it should clean the HOUSE for you!
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,321 posts)I'm not sure if that method works more than once, however.
Major Hogwash
(17,656 posts)This is what America is all about, soiled underwear.
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)AND
HOGwash!
Ooooo! I'm 101
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,321 posts)decades old, and still holding up fine, except for maybe a few holes.
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)I SOOOOOOOO want to make a "skidmark" joke
Just a Bozo On This Bus--Firesign Theatre, right?
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,321 posts)Yes, Firesign Theater. They had a bunch of good character names.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)"My tires and tubes are doin' fine but the air is showin' through."