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Jackpine Radical

(45,274 posts) Mon May 14, 2012, 02:37 PM May 2012

This from a friend in the forensic psychology field--

"Just got a CST referral for a guy who allegedly stole a nail gun, then went to a pharmacy, threatened the clerk with the gun unless he was given testosterone for his cat."

(CST=Competency to Stand Trial)

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This from a friend in the forensic psychology field-- (Original Post) Jackpine Radical May 2012 OP

Isn't that a new disorder in DSM-V? pinboy3niner May 2012 #1

Yo, Loot. Jackpine Radical May 2012 #7

"DSM-V(ista)," LOL! pinboy3niner May 2012 #8

What was he gonna do with that? Nail the pharma's feet to the ground? longship May 2012 #2

Shouldn't he have gone to a veterenarian? hifiguy May 2012 #3

Is someone checking on the cat? EFerrari May 2012 #4

Ask your friend . . . Brigid May 2012 #5

Probably thinks... pinboy3niner May 2012 #6

Might cause fome funny reactions from dogs, though. Jackpine Radical May 2012 #9

Dogs "hump constantly"....the "Kittehs" are much more discriminating with their owners. KoKo May 2012 #11

I see where I went awry there. Jackpine Radical May 2012 #12

Given the amount of "Kitteh Lovers" ....I don't have a problem with this guy... KoKo May 2012 #10

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

1. Isn't that a new disorder in DSM-V?

Reply to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Mon May 14, 2012, 02:41 PM

May 2012

Jackpine Radical

(45,274 posts)

7. Yo, Loot.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #1)

Mon May 14, 2012, 04:52 PM

May 2012

I dunno-they may be holding off until DSM 6 for this one.

I think of the currently proposed mess as DSM-V(ista). Just sayin'

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

8. "DSM-V(ista)," LOL!

Reply to Jackpine Radical (Reply #7)

Mon May 14, 2012, 06:10 PM

May 2012

I'll definitely have to share that with friends in the field!

longship

(40,416 posts)

2. What was he gonna do with that? Nail the pharma's feet to the ground?

Reply to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Mon May 14, 2012, 02:49 PM

May 2012

Sorry, bad literary allusion.

Weird story. Good luck with it.

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

3. Shouldn't he have gone to a veterenarian?

Reply to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Mon May 14, 2012, 02:52 PM

May 2012

His CAT??

EFerrari

(163,986 posts)

4. Is someone checking on the cat?

Reply to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Mon May 14, 2012, 02:56 PM

May 2012

Brigid

(17,621 posts)

5. Ask your friend . . .

Reply to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Mon May 14, 2012, 03:07 PM

May 2012

What he/she thinks of Mittens.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

6. Probably thinks...

Reply to Brigid (Reply #5)

Mon May 14, 2012, 03:14 PM

May 2012

...a little cat testosterone would improve him. At least, it couldn't make things any worse.

Jackpine Radical

(45,274 posts)

9. Might cause fome funny reactions from dogs, though.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #6)

Mon May 14, 2012, 08:13 PM

May 2012

Like maybe chasing him onto a car roof or something.

KoKo

(84,711 posts)

11. Dogs "hump constantly"....the "Kittehs" are much more discriminating with their owners.

Reply to Jackpine Radical (Reply #9)

Mon May 14, 2012, 08:20 PM

May 2012

As much as I love our "Doggie Kingdom" they just never will compare with the Kittehs.

Although the YOWLING...CATERWALING...and ANGST by the "Unspade" in the Cat Kingdom...does present a problem in what I just said....

A Yowling "Cat in Heat" can outdo our Doggie Kingdom's minor "humping incidents" in just "One Night of their display over the neighbors' fence."

Jackpine Radical

(45,274 posts)

12. I see where I went awry there.

Reply to KoKo (Reply #11)

Tue May 15, 2012, 07:57 AM

May 2012

I didn't make it clear that I was following on Bridgid's comment on Willard.

KoKo

(84,711 posts)

10. Given the amount of "Kitteh Lovers" ....I don't have a problem with this guy...

Reply to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Mon May 14, 2012, 08:15 PM

May 2012

If the cat "couldn't get it up" and this guy thought his cat had an identity with his owner...then send the CAT to get the Testosterone... and then the guy could give evidence to his Doc that if the "cat got it...then he should, too!"

(whatever.... I'm just fussing with you and postulating about this.)

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