Caption Romney speaking with the press

[Kadie]

Republican presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney speaks to reporters after boarding the charter airplane, Wednesday, May 16, 2012, in Tampa, Fla.

[liberal N proud]

1. You aren't going to believe this one either, but...

Neither do I. But the joke is on the voter, remember that.

[Jamaal510]

2. .

Greetings, world. I come in peace. All I want is your money.

[elleng]

3. 'When are we going to get there???'

[jorno67]

4. since its a long flight, I'd like to sing for you!

Anybody bring a harmonica?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

5. Look at me, I'm not an elitist. I'm actually visiting economy class seating

[spanone]

6. 'my pants were made from your pathetic, uncomfortable seats in coach'

[rustydog]

7. LOOK! It really isn't "Magic Underwear, ok?!"

I'm running for president for goodness sakes!

[wandy]

8. My loyal subjects.

[Earth_First]

9. "Whoa there, who is paying for this aircraft use is frankly none of your damn concern." n/t

[EarlG]

10. "It's okay, Seamus is perfectly safe."

"I've been assured that the bolts holding his crate to the top of the plane are very strong."

[EarlG]

11. "You're all fired!"

"Oops, sorry. Force of habit."

[Kadie]

22. LOL!

[chollybocker]

12. "Look, you freak.

"You either get off the plane, or I get my scissors."

[FarLeftFist]

13. Stay calm, I'm waiting for the fax from the RNC about which BS talking points I have to spew.

[malaise]

14. I write the questions I plan to answer

I am the 1%

[zbdent]

15. "So, we'll be landing in Boston. Wait, New York. No, Los Angeles.

Really, St. Louis. Cleveland. Des Moines. ..."

[Welibs]

16. So I was giving Obama a haircut.....

[sadbear]

17. "No, no, no...."

"I held him down like THIS and then I cut his hair. It was really quite easy."

[CreekDog]

18. "I remember when my money was this high"

[SmileyRose]

19. "no wait it get's better - then we bankrupted the business and killed 1000's of union jobs HAHA

[lpbk2713]

20. "Yes I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

[Kadie]

21. !