Greece no longer a nation: Announces plan to become social network.

[JNelson6563]

http://www.borowitzreport.com/


IPO Imminent for FetaBook

ATHENS (The Borowitz Report) – After struggling for months with an intractable financial crisis, Greece announced today that it would cease to exist as a sovereign nation and would instead reboot itself as a social network.

The new entity, FetaBook, is expected to raise much-needed billions in an upcoming IPO.

The social network formerly known as Greece announced that it would cancel its upcoming elections and instead install a CEO, a 24-year-old hacker from suburban Athens named Ciro Mavromatidis.

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Borowitz cracks me up! Love that guy!

Julie

[4th law of robotics]

1. Well they pioneered democracy back in the day

maybe this is the future.

[zzaapp]

2. That's too %$%^ ing funny.

[JustAnotherGen]

3. That's brilliant!

[slackmaster]

4. I hear that Greek people are nice

At least nicer than the French.

[randome]

5. But who will be willing to 'friend' them?

[JNelson6563]

6. heh

Good question.

[4th law of robotics]

7. The turks will friend some of their friends to secretly stalk the greeks

leaving snide comments on any pictures of Greece with new friends.

Maybe drunk-message at 3 in the morning that they should totally get back together.

Bitter exes and all.

[JNelson6563]

8. lolz

[yellowcanine]

9. If Greece dies will its ashes be put into a Grecian urn?

[JNelson6563]

10. No, the ruins will be tourist attractions

[Ikonoklast]

11. The Greeks should auction naming rights for the country off to the highest bidder.

"Zuckerburglandia" has a ring to it, no?


No, you're right, that blows.