Meet The Person Who Had Surgery To Look Like A Reptile But Stopped Short Of Anything Really Cool

[snooper2]

[Gidney N Cloyd]

1. Gross and stupid. nt

[snooper2]

2. I know, he should have at least opted for some spikes down the back to complete the look

Or as noted during the interview, eye ducts that shoot blood would have been a nice touch

[BlueJazz]

3. "Hi, Susan..how did the blind date go last night that I set up for you??"

Susan: "You know the term Walking Dead"?
Well...sure
Susan:"That's you"

[linuxman]

4. "I'm afraid we're not currently staffing that position, sir"

[hobbit709]

5. He'll never get a day job.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

6. Well, there's beekeeper, welder, deep sea diver...

[longship]

7. Spot the loony! nt

[2naSalit]

8. I can't watch that...

Looks like it's probably some deranged response to not getting a role in some "C" grade horror flick.

[dixiegrrrrl]

9. Have you seen the woman who wanted to look like a cat?

Her name is Jocelyn Wildenstein.
a wealthy socialite and ex-wife of billionaire art-dealer heir Alec Wildenstein, has reportedly spent over $4 million on plastic surgery in an attempt to look more like the exotic wild cats she admires. Because of this hobby, Jocelyn has been often nicknamed “Cat Woman” in the press. As part of her 1999 divorce deal with Alec, the judge ruled that Jocelyn could not spend any of her alimony from Alec on plastic surgery.

sadly, all that surgery seems to have failed in more than one way.

[Historic NY]

10. The Coney Island Lizardman is more extreme than this guy.

[KamaAina]

11. I figured it was gonna be one of the guys from the clown car.

[nykym]

12. Seriously

Why would anyone want to look like Mitch McConnell

[TexasBushwhacker]

13. I can't fathom the amount of self loathing a person

must have to deface themselves in this way. Multiple piercings, facial tattoos, breast implants the size of basketballs ... AWFUL! And shame on the "professionals" that perform these procedures.