What's your favorite Donald Trump conspiracy?
I believe that the thing we are calling his hair is actually an alien being from a planet far far away that somehow was able to pickup Fox news via satellite and after years of compiling all of their rhetoric (1996- 2003) and other "reality tv shows", attached itself to an Earth host (Donald Trump) in 2003, ate his brain out of the skull for nutrients, and pitched a show to NBC to gain fame for the Trump being.
After rising to a certain level of awareness and celebrity, it began regurgitating the rhetoric that it had heard first on Fox and used the this as a platform to sell the Trump being to the American people so that they would accept the host and elect it President. After it obtains office, the alien thing will detach and dispose of the Trump being and become ruler of the Earth.
Oh, and the reason the Trump being has been seen wearing those horrible ball caps recently is that each year the alien molts and grows bigger.
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Hey, it's no dumber than anything else I've heard.
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The talking doll he had made of himself has subliminal messages being sent with each audio phrase he spits out saying "VOTE FOR ME!"
