"My husbands were all punks!" . . . Please come CAPTION Kim Davis!!

[skip fox]

Kim ("Witches run from me&quot Davis is thinking: "They better believe that it's a matter of deep religious conscience! . . . The idea of homosexuals being married and rolling around all naked in bed makes me all soupy inside and gives me diarrhea. . . . It's just terrible is what it is. . . .I downright refuse to issue marriage licenses to gay couples as a matter of profound Christian belief! . . . Besides, this way maybe I'll get on Fox."

[underpants]

1. I already have three prison tats

[yellowcanine]

2. "I was tired of the clerk stuff anyway. Martyrdom is way more exciting."

Plus I can just resign now and make big bucks telling my "persecuted for Jeebus story."

[Johonny]

3. I have sincerely held religious believes. The judge has sincerely held secular beliefs.

Apparently I am unaware of which one can more dramatically affect my life in this country.

And then Jesus said to his follower, "You went to jail for what? Wow, now that's stupid."

[Rex]

4. "God wanted me to have a GoFundme account!"

Series!

[skip fox]

5. "Maybe I can parley this

into a reality show! . . . Let's see: Straights Stand with Jesus. . . . or Reel Marriages. . . or Families Without F*gs. . . . So many choices!"

[yuiyoshida]

6. "Besides, this way maybe I'll get on Fox."

DID she really say that? Or are you making this up?I wouldn't put it past her, that she thought about being on Fox, and you can bet when she gets out, she will have a seat with Fox and Friends and tell the nice, kind folks watching the TEEVEE.. how horrible Obama's prisons are!! (even if she didn't go the Federal pen.)

[skip fox]

7. CAPTIONing at DU

is a creative sport. But we usually try to channel our subject's essence.