Fox News Waaambulance Ready for GOP Dropouts

[MineralMan]

http://www.newsyoushouldntbelieve.com

When Republicans Stop Running - Fox Is Standing By With A Sag Van

by
Hawlin M. Oway

September, 2015, is looking like the beginning of the end for more than a couple of GOP Presidential hopefuls. In fact, they're starting to drop out of this marathon and wind up on the side of the road. Soon, the Republican clown car will become more spacious. But, no worries - Fox News is standing by to scoop up the fallen and make them pundits on the 24/7 news cycle.



An unnamed Fox spokesperson today gave this reporter a preview look of the relief van they're sending out to follow the candidates and pick up those who fall out of the long, grueling race. Already, former Texas Governor Perry has been loaded in the van's back door on a gurney, where skilled technicians quickly recharged his batteries and propped him up in front of a camera for comments to be broadcast later.

Speaking off the record, the spokesperson said, "We expect new pickups on an almost daily basis, starting now. We'll get them cheap as entertainment stooges for O'Reilly and the rest. We love primary campaign season at Fox News! So many semi-talented talking heads for so little money!"

Who will be next to fall by the wayside and get their 15 minutes of fame at Fox News? Only time will tell.

[Angry Dragon]

1. I think Micky might be next

he seems to be getting desperate with his quotes lately

[MineralMan]

2. They're gonna start dropping fast, I think.

Sort of out of shape, most of them are.

[rocktivity]

3. Their phone number?

WHINE-one-one.


rocktivity

[MineralMan]

4. LOL!