Who is dumber?

[El Supremo]

11 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	The Shrub
	3 (27%)
	Jeb!
	2 (18%)
	Cruz
	1 (9%)
	Perry
	5 (45%)
	other
	0 (0%)
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[RKP5637]

1. All of the above! n/t

[orpupilofnature57]

2. Shrub said " so let's never forget to remember " I'll say no more .

[Scootaloo]

3. Perry. At least Smirky didn't put on horn-rims and a Reagan haircut

[orpupilofnature57]

6. No, he put on a flight suit,giving the victory sign before we lost the most People, freedom and $$$$

[NightWatcher]

4. Anyone who votes for them

Republicanism is an antisocial mental illness. No offense to those who struggle with some other form of mental illness, but to believe and vote for these people shows a character flaw at the very least.

[Rex]

5. Seriously, Perry has this hands down. One hand. Two er um Three?

Broken clock can't get fooled three times? Once?

[truebluegreen]

7. Oops.

[Mnemosyne]

10. 'Fool me once, uh, shame on you, fool me twice, ah, uh, we won't get fooled again.' approx. quote.

This poll is too hard really, all a bunch of dumbasses.

[lunatica]

8. The one who can't remember the 3rd gov agency he'd shut down on day 1

But just barely. Can I vote for all of them?

[brush]

9. ALL FROM TEXAS! H-m-m-m-m-m. nt

[hifiguy]

14. How could Texas, which gave the world

beef BBQ, Molly Ivins, Jim Hightower, LBJ, SXSW, and ZZ Top, manage to keep vomiting up morans like Goodhair, Cruz, the Chimpster and the current nincompoops running the state?

It is a bafflement.

[smirkymonkey]

17. Yeah, interesting.

[Spider Jerusalem]

11. I think you mean "who is dumbest"?

When dealing with more than two, you want the superlative form of the adjective, not the comparative.

[El Supremo]

15. I wanted to say"dumberer".

But I thought it too over the top.

[JustJustin26]

12. you :D

you

[hifiguy]

13. That question, like "how high is up?"

cannot be answered. If that kind of stupid could be converted to clean energy we would have enough for 100,000 years and Next Gen warp drive by Festivus 2016.

[Johonny]

16. Perry is naturally stupid, whereas Cruz is self-inflicted stupidity which is far dumber

It's not that Cruz couldn't be smarter than Perry, but his intelligence allows him to argue dumb with much better skill than Perry. In other words he's better at convincing himself the dumb thing he thinks is true than Perry is. Thus making him far dumber than Perry in the end by the process. Fear the intelligent stupid man much more than the just dumb guy.

[Reter]

18. How does Cruz have any votes?

He's probably the smartest person of either party running. Shitty policies doesn't always relate to intelligence. His Harvard work is unmatched.