OMFG. Sarah Palin loses it completely. Again.

[catbyte]

The most bizarre sentence:

"Only in an Orwellian Obama world full of sprinkly fairy dust blown from atop a unicorn as he’s peeking through a really pretty pink kaleidoscope would he ever see victory or safety for America or Israel in this treaty...You don’t reward terrorism. You kill it!”

Here's the rest of her unhinged rant if you can abide the nails-on-chalkboard screeching:

[tavernier]

1. It was horrible! Cat caught in a lawnmower horrible!

I was at the Elks and suddenly there she was on the big TV, screeching at the top of her lungs! Ever single patron regardless of party said in unison, "Turn it!!"

[longship]

61. "Cat caught in the lawnmower horrible"

How can one extricate that metaphor from ones brain?

Please!

(Totally appropriate, however.)

[tavernier]

71. Sorry, bad example ...

Trump caught in hair clippers? Better?

[longship]

72. Both are good, really.

I prefer "Trump caught in hedge clippers."

Better?

[tavernier]

73. Better.

With a good dose of sheep dip before.

(Ya never know what critters dwell in that wild and woolly landscape!) 😄

[polly7]

2. Good grief. She's horrible. nt.

[Wellstone ruled]

3. And the Grifter says,

keep them checks and money orders a coming. Yup,I can see my Bank from my Patio.

[shenmue]

4. I've been so drunk, I changed my pants in a parking lot

but even I have never said stuff like that. What is she on, LSD? Crack? Both?

[Warren DeMontague]

6. the psychedelic community takes no responsibility for this one.

she might have a case of the meths, though. Brain holes, you see. Like swiss cheese.

Look at Poor Annie Coulter.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

11. Do we have to?

Please, have mercy on mine eyes.

[AnotherDreamWeaver]

25. Maybe she ate some "Mad Moose"? nt

[hifiguy]

67. Meth, lots of meth, and Red Bull is my guess.

Jebus on a pogo stick. "Batshit" doesn't even begin to describe...

[brer cat]

14. Did you take pictures?

[shenmue]

16. Nah

Sorry.

[Warpy]

30. I went through the 60s and I never heard anyone on any substance sound like that.

I have, however, heard it a lot in psychiatric wards among people who are schizophrenic or having manic episodes.

The word salad, the flight of ideas she has are pathological. I wish more people around her would notice the woman is just not well.

[shenmue]

31. Yeah. There is something Not Right

Where is Miss Marple when you need her?

[smirkymonkey]

36. You said it!

The sad thing is that there are still so many people who think she is worth listening to. OMG, she is an absolute lunatic!

[CanonRay]

52. More like word cold slaw

All chopped up so you don't know what you are eating.

[malaise]

39. Probably Meth

she is definitely on something - no one is that fugging stupid.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

48. You are so funny !

[shenmue]

63. Thank you

[Laura PourMeADrink]

77. back when girls wore panty hose, my friend went into the ladies

room in a bar and came out with her panty hose OVER her blue jeans. I don't think, in all my life have I ever laughed so hard and not been able to stop.

[Eleanors38]

65. No problem, but inquiring minds gotta know why.

[Warren DeMontague]

5. YOU KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE. LIKE JOHN CARPENTER'S "THE THING"

"Jesus was a carpenter, you know that? And you know what Jesus said about terrorism? He said you're either with us, or you're with the terrorists. It's right there in the Bible, you can look it up! Facts. Who needs facts? I don't want a President who can win at trivial pursuit, I want a president who can win at Hungry Hungry Hippos. And let me tell you, this Momma Grizzly is HUNGRY. Get my drift? .... wait, what? They froze the thing? Like the blob. Shucks. Even better. Even better."



One small nit to pick with the op- you can't "lose it" if you never had it to begin with.

[catbyte]

54. I stand corrected...

You're right, of course.

[SummerSnow]

7. She is drunk off of stupidy again

All they now is Ted Nugent to make it complete

[shenmue]

32. Don't give him any ideas

[BooScout]

8. All I can say is....

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[cyberswede]

20. Some might be. Others aren't.

There are plenty of DUers, for example, who have articulated why they don't think Clinton would be a good president. I'm certain none of those folks think of Palin as anything but a joke.

[BooScout]

44. ...

[Blue_In_AK]

9. Just to show how little clout she has in AK now,

in an hour of nightly local news, her little speechifying wasn't even mentioned.

[Judi Lynn]

43. Thanks! We needed that. n/t

[WiffenPoof]

10. Did you notice....

Other than the black police officer who briefly showed up behind her, the only other person of color at this gathering was the one they were hauling away for disrupting this hag.

[Hydra]

12. I just...I couldn't do it!

I gave up 45 second in! After she wiped her mouth with the back of her hand and then talked about "sweating the truth...!"

She's become the child of Coulterguist!

[ElodaAnne]

13. Trailin' Palin..

Who really listens to Palin besides herself? Why is she even invited to speak? Is she truly someone who can convince others to follow her nonsensical rants?

[dixiegrrrrl]

26. The rally is sponsored by the Tea Party Patriots and the Zionist Organization of America.

FWIW.

[hifiguy]

68. Welp, THERE's a pair to draw to.

[catbyte]

58. Welcome to DU!

[progressoid]

15. pink kaleidoscope?

[Monk06]

46. Her blog writers are meme riffin' again nt

[closeupready]

17. She's not even entertaining now.

She's become a sort of Lenora Fulani figure - obscure, vaguely political, divisive and of a time long since past.

[Wounded Bear]

18. I think one has to have 'had' it before they can 'lose' it...

Just saying.

[shenmue]

19. What the fuck was that?

No, seriously. Is she a Martian?

[hifiguy]

69. Marvin disavows all responsibility.

[cyberswede]

21. "sweat is my sanity"

[smirkymonkey]

37. Yeah, sweat and very little else!

WTF?

[Tanuki]

81. She told Katie Couric that back in 2008!

[truebluegreen]

22. I can't bear to listen to her screechifying

and transcripts are almost worse. My question is, since she has so clearly lost whatever mind she had, why won't she go away? Even conservatives are embarrassed by her now.

[CanonRay]

53. I had to mute. Seriously, I cannot take it.

[truebluegreen]

64. I agree.

John McCain should be pilloried for foisting her on us, and the media deserves no less for perpetuating the abuse.

[lpbk2713]

23. She is so pathetic. How does she even draw a crowd any more?

[ram2008]

24. Is there something wrong with her??

I think she seriously might have some sort of neurological condition. She doesn't make any sense... that's a lot of word salad.

[yuiyoshida]

27. Word salad that no BLUE cheese or ranch dressing could fix

its all Vinegar..and smells like rotten eggs. bleh.

[Raster]

28. Oh yes, Sarah! Yes! You tell it, Girlfriend! Tell it!

She speaks in tongues and does not even realize it.

[3catwoman3]

29. I saw/heard quite enough in a brief clip on MSNBC.

I would not have thought it possible for her voice to become more annoying than when she first appeared on the national scene. I was wrong.

Lawd have mercy. this hag is annoying beyond all belief.

[rusty quoin]

33. She is animated. That's good.

All you need to do is turn off the sound and it seems like she is saying something important, if you've never heard her talk.

[Tom Kitten]

34. OMG! WTF? LOL! NT

[uppityperson]

35. Speakin' American!

[smirkymonkey]

38. Can someone please translate?

I don't speak Palin. Honestly, what did she even say? It was just a bunch of incoherent rambling by a madwoman. She needs to be put into a straitjacket and hauled off somewhere.

[malaise]

41. She doesn't know what she said either

[madokie]

40. As KO would say

that woman is an IDIOT.

[JHB]

42. When did she ever have it?

[leftyladyfrommo]

45. There's something seriously wrong with her.

Would cocaine do that? She has to be wound on something.

[IDemo]

47. I've said it before

She's like a Fisher-Price See 'n Say with a virus.

[catbyte]

55. ...

[Laura PourMeADrink]

49. man, had to turn it off - made me feel ill. But, she actually said something good about

Obama in all that - he finds the good in things and people.

[catbyte]

82. The sad thing is that to baggers, that's a negative and a sign of "weakness."

I just can't help but feel sorry for them. Can you imagine going through life with that mindset? Man, it must suck to be them.

[kentuck]

50. Sarah in the Sky with Diamonds...

with kaleidoscope eyes...

[Scuba]

51. Grifter in Chief, Victim in Chief.

[Rex]

56. She is real good at pointing that finger at everyone but her own family.

She and her family are like an illness on America.

[hifiguy]

70. An inflamed and pustulent boil on the buttocks of the body politic.

But then so are the rest of the klowns in the kar.

[Historic NY]

76. Thats the part of the anatomy they all focus on.

they don't hear what she says.

[L. Coyote]

57. The desperation for attention just keeps getting worse. Upping the ante is all she has left.

Rest assured, she will now have to outdo this one to get another tiny bit of attention.

How about we stop feeding this bottom-dwelling troll?

[catbyte]

60. Didn't Trump say that he'd tap her to be his Energy Secretary?

[UCmeNdc]

59. How can anyone understand her logic?

Sarah Palin just makes no sense. She barely completes one sentence then skips to a completely disjointed thought in the next sentence.

[WI_DEM]

62. Why do people even pay attention to her anymore?

[hifiguy]

66. That "sentence" would keep a roomful of English teachers

busy for a year trying to diagram it. And they'd go madder than hatters in the effort.

The conventional terms for a lack of mental acuity (idiot, moron, imbecile, dullard) are no longer capable of describing the reichwingers. Something new is required.

And yes, Princess Sparklemoose is whatever that new term might be.

[Skittles]

74. do her fans even realize she makes no fucking sense?

seriously

[Bucky]

75. What, do NONE of you liberals recognize performance poetry when you see it?

I for one appreciate the understated subtlety of her satire.

[thereismore]

78. Jesus Christ that flag at 1:45 looks like an intestinal fluke. nt

[Generic Brad]

79. Voices of Meth

[Unrepentant Fenian]

80. Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo... nt