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http://boingboing.net/2015/09/10/how-is-this-ted-cruz-poster-no.html
randys1
(16,286 posts)This is real?
REP
(21,691 posts)spanone
(135,829 posts)villager
(26,001 posts)<snip>
Cruzs campaign has purchased 200 of the original posters from their designer, the conservative street artist who goes by the name Sabo (other work includes portrayals of Wendy Davis as an abortion Barbie and Hillary Clinton as a flying monkey from The Wizard of Oz). They are being sold for $50 each. Unrelatedly, Cruz also has a poster for sale that says Straight Outta Congress.
So what do we think? Sure, his face still has that greenish pallor and those dead, squinty eyes, but look at the rest of him. Would you tap that? Lets see here:
Kate Dries: No.
Madeleine Davies: Hell no.
Anna Merlan: Again: the whole face covered, no talking, pretty drunk.
Jane Marie: Prepare to have your minds blown: no.
Joanna Rothkopf: Yeah from behind or something.
Jia Tolentino: ahahahahhahahahaha
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http://jezebel.com/would-you-have-sex-with-the-cool-and-tough-ted-cruz-in-1729677916
spanone
(135,829 posts)blogslut
(37,999 posts)TexasTowelie
(112,144 posts)and had that long of a neck.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)A little better now.
villager
(26,001 posts)Sorry.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)Just a good excuse for me to post a cute pony, namely Fluttershy.
villager
(26,001 posts)My perpetual pop culture curiosity propels me to ask!
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)Never looked back.
Been an animation geek since I was a sprout growing up with Looney Tunes and Rocky & Bullwinkle, and a cartoonist friend of 25+ years, in a most dastardly fashion, showed me a couple of MLP clips when he was fixing my laptop. I thought the animation and voice acting were great, but, dude, ponies? I wound up watching the first eps on YouTube, then another, and another, and another, and I was soon down the rabbit hole.
I advertise myself on Equestria Daily - the main fan/news site - as The Oldest Brony In The Herd. I've even been to the local convention twice and BronyCon is on my bucket list.
villager
(26,001 posts)You definitely need to get to a BronyCon! My main exposure was through the "BronyCon" episode on Comic Book Men...
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)the John deLancie produced "Bronies" and "A Brony Tail" which follows actress Ashleigh Ball (Rainbow Dash and Applejack) around her first pony convention.
And I have been a Star Trek geek for 40+ years.
My cartoonist friend is a staff artist for Bronycon. Last year, promo banners he designed were on trams all over Baltimore for a couple of weeks.
villager
(26,001 posts)Go! It'll be a welcome break from the by-then hysterical Presidential race...
Shandris
(3,447 posts)Or is this a totally different angle that I just don't grok at all?
Help?
And for the love of the mountains, crop the bottom of that image! And...is that Churchill or FDR? Why would it be either?! GAH!
Half-Century Man
(5,279 posts)Might be Fred Mertz (Frederick Hobart Mertz). 1950s.
Person 2713
(3,263 posts)Death before dishonor eagle
silverweb
(16,402 posts)[font color="navy" face="Verdana"]This poster really shows what a dignified, religious, conservative "gentleman" Ted is, dontcha think?
Half-Century Man
(5,279 posts)Ted tattooing his name right over his own dick, I can believe that.
Person 2713
(3,263 posts)liberaltrucker
(9,129 posts)Dude's a couple of fries short of a Happy Meal.
Generic Other
(28,979 posts)A street artist named Sabo made the posters, and when Ted Cruz the Vanilla Ice-wannabee saw them, he ordered reams.
villager
(26,001 posts)JI7
(89,247 posts)villager
(26,001 posts)As opposed to being a one-sheet for a Fassbinder film like Querelle, for instance.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)He's undoubtedly far more pasty, bloated and gooey.
villager
(26,001 posts)...into one of his desk drawers, somewhere.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)I wonder if the actual guy whose body his head is pasted onto, got royalties- or even knows.
bunnies
(15,859 posts)But that seriously almost just happened. gah.
haikugal
(6,476 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)A picture of Lynne Cheney in dominatrix garb.
Which is to say.... No.
haikugal
(6,476 posts)However, isn't the pose etc. what we're talking about? Cruze in any form is anything but erotic.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Compartmentalization to be able to separate the erotic appeal of the undeniably fit and athletic body from the visage of the smarmy, oily, oddly-bean shaped Cruz head pasted on top of it.
haikugal
(6,476 posts)What the body (sans tats) suggests the head rejects...like whiplash!
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)I mean no one- NO ONE- in their right fucking mind gets an actual tattoo of winston churchill, do they? Or is that W.C. Fields?
But, okay. Guns. Flag, star, eagle.. Is that Angelina Jolie on his neck?
villager
(26,001 posts)But I guess the Photoshop is actually Churchill....
Shouldn't Photoshop Cruz be smoking a cigar then?
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but sometimes... Not so much.
herding cats
(19,564 posts)He's actually selling posters of his head awkwardly placed on some other guys apparently nude body which is adorned with a bunch of random tats?
I'm torn between a moment and one!
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)I mean, what section of the venn diagram?
Texas Blues
(55 posts)Last edited Mon Sep 14, 2015, 11:13 AM - Edit history (1)
Or some crap like that. In any case, his website idiot, the same one who failed to obtain the tedcruz.com name, can't even spell. Take a look:
"OTHE".....seriously???
Can't even spell "OTHER" on a major website. What a jackass! And I've got to put UP with his crap here.
I will NOT link to his official site, though TedCruz.com, TedCruz.com, THAT'S TEDCRUZ.COM, is much better.