Upcoming Cover Stories For National Geographic Now That Rupert Murdoch Owns It

[flamingdem]

http://the-toast.net/2015/09/10/upcoming-cover-stories-for-national-geographic-now-that-rupert-murdoch-owns-it/

The Ten Most Reaganesque Animals

Deregulating The Environment

Explaining the Middle East’s Monster Dust Storm: Market Regulation

Animals: Do We Really Need So Many Of Them

Regulatory Capture-And-Release

Fire Ants Don’t Need Trade Unions. What Can We Learn From Fire Ants?

Searching For The Jungle’s Last Remaining Anti-Statist Neoliberal Capitalist Community

[gordianot]

1. African hunting expeditions of American Physicians and Dentists.

Celebrations of the last Rhino.

Carbon emissions and CO2 making an impact for people.

Great Storms and Blizzards of 2016.

Commercial bonanza selling off public land.

Great Ghettos of the world.

Armed bunkers of the rich and famous.

On a clear day you can see your hand in Beijing.

Plenty of possibilities.

[flamingdem]

4. The dentist will surely grace

one of the covers. Retouched and looking like Hemingway.

[davidpdx]

6. You forgot....

Socialism and healthcare: Why Obamacare means there will be death panels.

[lovemydog]

2. National Parks: Behind the Socialist Plot

The Rush of Riding ATV's Through Rainforests

Endangered Animals: It's What's For Dinner

Starving Saharan Children Should Move To Where's There's Food

Whale Sushi Recipes

How To Build Luxury Hotels Over Sacred Lands

Why Don't The Syrian Refugees Work Harder?

Page Six: More Naked Women

Lazy Panda Mothers on Welfare

Laughing Hyenas Resemble Liberals - A Pictorial

[flamingdem]

3. Whale sushi Christmas dishes

special holiday feature

[malokvale77]

5. The only publication I subcribe to...

I won't renew.

PS: My brother only upped his subscription to Rolling Stone because Matt Taibbi is back.

[Octafish]

7. The Bell Curve revisited, again and again...

Oligarchs of Westchester

Offshoring Taxable Wealth

Special Map Supplement: Private Gentlemen's Clubs of DC

Lost Pre-Nuptial Agreements of Las Vegas

Vanishing Political Headhunters of the Op Eds

Advantages of Radiated Rising Sea Levels

Celebrating Freedom with Carlyle Group

I can almost see the titles along the mag's spine...

[gordianot]

8. I was told that radiated seas are a good thing by a RW engineer.

Finally the fabled North West passage is possible would be a good one for the new National Geographic.

Add one more Fukishima and wierd fish of Japan Godzilla did not happen.

[Octafish]

11. The ''a little bit of radiation is good for you'' lie is a special whopper.

Once heard by the public, a sizable percentage remember and reiterate it.

Could Small Amounts of Radiation Be Good For You? It’s Complicated.

by David Warmflash, Discover Magaine, April 6, 2015

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/crux/2015/04/06/small-radiation/#.VfQuaRFViko

"Might help boost our immune system" crapola.

Helen Caldicott makes clear that no amount radiation is safe for human beings, which, when mentioned, brings out shills, flamers and trolls like nobody's business.

[Sweet Freedom]

9. I heard comedians joking

about this very same topic. One headline idea was—
Science finally proves that science is wrong

another was—
Ten endangered species that would make a better president than Obama

It was on @midnight, but I don't known the comedian's names.

(Edited to correct 1st joke and add second with reference)

[joeybee12]

10. Nature: Man's Fiercest Enemy...

Stop Worrying Over Endangered Speceis - Kill Them All!

[Scurrilous]

12. LOL