Passenger on JetBlue flight arrested after urinating on fellow travelers

[Miles Archer]

Passenger on JetBlue flight arrested after urinating on fellow travelers

http://www.reviewjournal.com/trending/the-feed/passenger-jetblue-flight-arrested-after-urinating-fellow-travelers

A passenger on a Portland, Oregon-bound JetBlue flight is accused of urinating on fellow travelers, seats and luggage.

Jeff D. Rubin, 27, slept through most of the three-hour flight originating from Anchorage, Alaska, according to a Port of Portland police report.

About 30 minutes before landing "he stood up and began urinating through the crack of the seat onto the passengers seated in front of him," read the report.

"At some point Jeff Rubin lost his balance causing him to fall backwards and urinate upwards which got on the passengers and seats next to him as well as some other passenger's personal belongings," police said.

[Human101948]

1. So it was an innocent mistake...

He lost his balance. It happens.

Why are people getting so bent out of shape?

[pinboy3niner]

2. Easy mistake. He thought he was flying Incontinental.

[Human101948]

3. As Johnny used to say: "Now that's funny!"

It's amazing how much those armrests resemble a urinal!

[malaise]

5. Bwaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahah

Too good

[pnwmom]

6. You crack me up. But that one was exceptional, pinboy3niner. n/t

[Skittles]

10. SCHEDULING PINBOY3NINER FOR ASS KICKING

*EGREGIOUS*

[Initech]

14. Drop the mic!

[Arugula Latte]

16. ... or Delta. Hey -- toilet brand/airline -- what's the difference?

[pnwmom]

8. Plus, urine is sterile and plane air is too dry.

So this probably helped with the cabin humidity.

[DirkGently]

4. Urine-free seating is a $25 upgrade on JetBlue.

[pnwmom]

7. LOL

[Warren DeMontague]

22. Jetyellow, now.

[riderinthestorm]

9. Ambien. I hope he doesn't really suffer legal consequences for this

I'm guessing he was having a sleep walking issue.

Icky. Gross but mostly sad...

[zappaman]

11. When did this become illegal?

[struggle4progress]

12. It's part of that out-of-control political correctness trend. Y'know: don't wave confederate flags,

don't pee on fellow travelers, all that stuff

[Arugula Latte]

13. The police said: "Urine trouble now, boy."

[struggle4progress]

15. keep the customer satisfied

deputy sheriff said to me
“tell me what you come here for
boy
you better get your bags and flee
urine in trouble
boy
now you're heading into more"

[Arugula Latte]

17. The other passengers were troubled by his water.

Ba-dum. *tsch!* I'll be here all week ...

[CBGLuthier]

18. I thought pissing on the passengers was the airlines job.

[RiffRandell]

19. Thread winner. nt

[A HERETIC I AM]

20. In my day we wore a suit and tie when we got in an airplane and pissed on people. N/t

[Warren DeMontague]

21. Alcohol.

It's a Hell of a Drug.