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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsJohn Oliver shuts down Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption Church after getting too many donations
Last edited Mon Sep 14, 2015, 04:41 PM - Edit history (2)
from people spilling their seed of faith...
From:
http://www.ourladyofperpetualexemption.com/
September 13, 2015
It is I, Megareverend and C.E.O. of Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption Church, Pastor John Oliver.
We thank you for all your kind donations, but Im sorry to report that we have closed down the church. And let me take a moment to explain why - its certainly not because we have to.
We have still, miraculously, not broken any laws by promising you untold riches in return for sending us money. Were also not closing down because you all kept sending us actual seeds, even though we explicitly told you not to. Were closing because multiple people sent us sperm through the mail. And when someone sends you jizz through the mail, its time to stop whatever youre doing.
So we are shutting this s**t down. Praise be!
It is I, Megareverend and C.E.O. of Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption Church, Pastor John Oliver.
We thank you for all your kind donations, but Im sorry to report that we have closed down the church. And let me take a moment to explain why - its certainly not because we have to.
We have still, miraculously, not broken any laws by promising you untold riches in return for sending us money. Were also not closing down because you all kept sending us actual seeds, even though we explicitly told you not to. Were closing because multiple people sent us sperm through the mail. And when someone sends you jizz through the mail, its time to stop whatever youre doing.
So we are shutting this s**t down. Praise be!
Video of the announcement on his show:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=4&v=_kyabItBnGE
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John Oliver shuts down Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption Church after getting too many donations (Original Post)
PoliticAverse
Sep 2015
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TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)1. But he kept the four foot penis....
What does that say?
Orrex
(63,172 posts)5. His rod and his staff shall comfort us?
Initech
(100,043 posts)14. So no jizz, but a four foot wooden penis is acceptable.
davidpdx
(22,000 posts)2. Why does it not surprise me that someone sent him sperm?
I guess if that is the worst thing he got in the mail, he's lucky.
lame54
(35,268 posts)8. it's because they didn't send enough for everyone
csziggy
(34,131 posts)13. Did he use this clip as part of his presentation for his church?
trusty elf
(7,380 posts)3. Oh come all ye faithful!
...sorry
mdbl
(4,973 posts)4. I am a man without a church again
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)11. Might I suggest The Church of the Latter-Day Dude?
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)6. Well, he did ask for seed offerings...
mercuryblues
(14,525 posts)7. how to polish your shaft for seed
Keep polishing
Codeine
(25,586 posts)9. He just threw it right back in my face?!
PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)10. Video of the announcement on his show...
Aerows
(39,961 posts)12. When they mentioned needing an organ player
that probably wasn't what they meant .
(Sorry I couldn't resist)
Initech
(100,043 posts)15. When he said "donate your seed", he didn't mean literally!