Who's been sleeping in MY kitchen? Smarter than the average bear, this girl...

[Surya Gayatri]

Dough! Colorado pizza parlor discovers a hungry BEAR in the kitchen...but she fell asleep on a shelf before stealing a slice

A bear that wandered into a pizza shop in Colorado Springs was hauled out of the store before she could get her pie.

Colorado Springs Police Department spokeswoman Catherine Buckley says a school resource officer at Palmer High School was told there was a bear near the school on Monday, and went to check it out.

While looking for the bear, the officer, Blanca Caro, was flagged down by employees at Louie's Pizza about a bear in their store nearby.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3235906/Colorado-pizza-parlor-discovers-bear-cub-kitchen-manages-fall-asleep-shelf-stealing-bite-eat.html

Somebody'd better buy this cute girl a salmon pizza!!! She got busted before she could get what she came for!

[Sheldon Cooper]

2. "cheap bitch"?

jesus christ

I bet the cheap bitch didn't even leave a tip.

[Orrex]

4. I'm hoping that "bitch" was meant in a jokingly literal sense

Though I believe "sow" is more accurate.

[Surya Gayatri]

3. She didn't even have time to be served...what's to pay?

FWIW, Hoppy, you may want to think twice about the 'bitch' epithet. A lot of people of the female gender don't appreciate it.
I'm one of them.

[brer cat]

5. +1

It's not like it's hard to find a different word.

That is a cute story. Thanks for posting.

[Surya Gayatri]

6. Glad you liked it. Bears rule!