repuke debate watch party tonight...Drink when you hear...

[Laura PourMeADrink]

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Drink when you hear....

Iran Deal

Wall

Trump

Reagan

China

Planned Parenthood

Obama/Obamacare

ISIS

Hillary

Military

[Laura PourMeADrink]

1. Oh...Planned Parenthood

[stevenleser]

2. China!

https://www.facebook.com/HuffingtonPost/videos/10153317557236130/

[Laura PourMeADrink]

4. that's funny. wonder how many "THEY LOVE ME's" he'll say. Guess he may

not given it opens up the others to smirk or to say, "well, according to polls, they do not."

[hobbit709]

3. I can think of better ways to ruin a good dinner.

Outbreaks of mass stupidity is not on my list of something to watch. A test pattern on the screen would be more intelligent than a Republican "debate"

[Laura PourMeADrink]

5. :) I like to call it "opposition research" Think it may reach historic levels of mass stupidity

and I want to be able to say "I was there !"

[hobbit709]

6. I've been at some disasters I don't want to tell anyone I was there.

Usually the first question is "Why?"

[pinboy3niner]

7. Then you'll miss something eminently watchable

Better than any sitcom or drama you'll find on TV.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

10. Exactly P3N ! Think about all the boring ones from the past - where they

were all nice to each other and saying the same old things. Can't wait to see if any of them prepared any zingers to throw at Trump. And Trump, with his short fuse toward ANY negative criticism will surely explode...I hope anyway.

[pinboy3niner]

15. I don't get the holier-than-thou attitude of those who post that they won't watch

This is one of the major events of this presidential campaign and a great opportunity to learn more about the GOP candidates. If someone is not interested, fine. But to take the trouble to post and mock the idea of watching is a slap in the face to those of us who are interested in seeing this.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

18. Yes ! It's like - they are doing something more important like being in their

garage laboratory looking for a cure for cancer

[nolabear]

21. I KNOW, right? This is football for political nerds!

And psychology nerds, comedy nerds, and fight fans.

[merrily]

8. If you want to get really drunk, go with "Obama," incl. as used in "Obamacare."

[Laura PourMeADrink]

11. you are right. that could surely lead to alcohol poisoning :)

[daleanime]

9. Sorry, I would rather stick a needle in my eye....

then watch that....honestly I don't have the words to describe it, needless to say I will not be watching it.

[Whiskeytide]

12. It's probably best to focus primarily on Trump...

, ... and keep it to adjectives that can occur during any diatribe. "Stupid", "loser" and "low energy" are good ones. If you go with "China" or "wall", those words may only come up in a couple of questions, and you'll end up being sober while watching this (no telling how much therapy will be required to counteract that trauma).

And - you can combine drinking and nudity (after the kids are in bed, of course). Have your drinking words in place, and then remove an article of clothing every time trump says "I'm leading in the polls", "that guy asked me for money", and "billionaire".

Naked and buzzed is the ONLY way to watch a Republican debate.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

19. holy shit. I like the way you think WT !

[rufus dog]

13. Reagan

Will be mentioned be every candidate in opening statement, thus a huge early lead, then sprinkled though out the debate, so either a slim lead or minor deficit going into the close, then a barrage in closing statements.

[oldandhappy]

14. Great thread!

[NV Whino]

16. I don't know, but

You should head to the liquor store, stock up on your favorite beverage and start drinking early.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

24. Got 10 bottles of Napa cab

[pinboy3niner]

25. I only have one

But I'll be grilling a top sirloin steak to go with it.

[NV Whino]

27. That should do it.

[Hortensis]

17. How quickly do you want your guests to get hammered? :)

[nolabear]

20. Trump.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

22. jesus...you want us to get totally wasted NB. :) gotta work tomorrow....didn't

realize the kiddie debate first.

[leftofcool]

23. Trump but I can't play

I'd be wasted on the first sip. Can someone drink for me?

[fadedrose]

26. Hillary Clinton and Increasing Military nt

[Laura PourMeADrink]

28. Yes...Hillary and Military. Thanks FD !

[Laura PourMeADrink]

29. Oh shit. Dumbell Jake Tapper just said "Callie-fornia" nt

[Aerows]

30. NO! I started a public safety thread

I don't want good DUers to die of alcohol poisoning.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

32. Love you Aerows

[Aerows]

35. May I offer you

a ?

[Laura PourMeADrink]

37. YES !

[redwitch]

31. Also, any time Ted Cruz opens his mouth.

Hiccup.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

33. look away

[kairos12]

34. He defines the word smarm.

[Aerows]

36. One of these days

He will open his mouth and flies will pour out with his evil a lá The Green Mile.