"Rainbow-colored Doritos will make the kids gay!"

[Archae]

Well, this idiot says so...

Rainbow Doritos A Gay Gateway Drug

Submitted by Brian Tashman on Friday, 9/18/2015 10:40 am

The announcement yesterday that Doritos will soon release rainbow-colored chips to support the It Gets Better Project, which works towards preventing anti-LGBT bullying, naturally drew the ire of conservative pundits like John Nolte of Breitbart, who said that Doritos is flying the “colors of anti-Christian hate and oppression.” But Nolte’s protests pale in comparison to a column in the right-wing American Thinker by Ed Straker, which could be confused for parody. Straker writes that the new chips are “the perfect gateway snack to introduce children to the joys of homosexuality,” lamenting that nowadays “it’s perceived to be cool to push a specific sexual orientation on children.” Calling for a boycott of Doritos and all products from its parent company, Pepsi, Straker urges conservatives to “push other companies to launch pro-heterosexual campaigns” by, for example, persuading “a hot dog maker and a hot dog bun company to do a joint effort promoting man-woman relationships.”

- See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/rainbow-doritos-gay-gateway-drug#sthash.tlZjz8pn.dpuf

[dixiegrrrrl]

1. "a hot dog maker and a hot dog bun company to do a joint effort promoting man-woman relationships.”

[Javaman]

2. as he munched down m&m's, starbursts and skittles. nt

[YabaDabaNoDinoNo]

3. Yup munching on snack food is going to make me crave hot man love!

And why a hot dog? Why not a kielbasa or bratwurst or some other kinds of sausage?

And the bun too; kinda creepy comparing a hotdog bun to mysterious lady parts and all that, never seen one that looks like a hotdog bun.

Perhaps a tubular sausage and an orchid would provide a better visual reference for people, hot dog and bun not so much

[immoderate]

9. And then there's "sausage patties." I can't figure them out.

But they're on my oxymoronic food list, right above "boneless ribs!"

--imm

[YabaDabaNoDinoNo]

10. Boneless Chicken Dinner. Worked at a bar that sold it for $1

Order it and I would hand ya a hard boiled egg

Everyone always got a good laugh when it was ordered by the unsuspecting

[dixiegrrrrl]

4. Until now, I had no idea there WERE colors for "anti-Christian hate and oppression".

All we need is a theme song and we are all set!

[TlalocW]

5. Cool idea bro

Until some wise-ass puts two hot dogs into one bun.

TlalocW

[Scootaloo]

7. All you need is a little extra mayo...

[YabaDabaNoDinoNo]

8. OMG it has happened already! Don't let the kids see this or they will want it too!

Oh the humanity!

Damn almost lunch time and I have chicken salad I now want 2 hot dogs and 1 bun!

Must be turning gay now. What will I do!???!

[Arkansas Granny]

6. Are these people afraid to let their kids color pictures?

There's a lot more colors in a box of crayons than in a bag of Doritos.

[dixiegrrrrl]

11. So I will send in my 10.00 and give out Kim Davis' address.....

Can't wait to see her face when a bag of "gay" Doritos shows up!

[underpants]

12. Sorry Dude, God makes kids gay

I mean according to your rhetoric God is all powerful, right?