Michigan Lawmakers Propose Bill to Prevent Practicing Condom Use on Bananas

[KamaAina]

Not The Onion!!

http://www.democracy-tree.com/michigan-lawmakers-propose-bill-prevent-practicing-condom-bananas/

Starting with the Silly — The Bananarama Bill

Rep. Thomas Hooker (R-77), joined by his social conservative buddies — 9 out of 10 banana owners, including Tea Party Rep. Gary Glenn (R-98) — proposed legislation to make it illegal for public school students to put a condom on a banana, or any other produce of choice. House Bill 4883 amends Public Act 451 of 1976 to prohibit this form of hands-on-learning. From the proposal:

“A person shall not dispense or otherwise distribute, and shall not allow a pupil to practice with, a family planning drug or device in a public school or on public school property.”

[killbotfactory]

1. sex education should come from a van parked off campus

and only with a realistic phallus!

[R. Daneel Olivaw]

2. So should they go right to cucumbers then?

[CTyankee]

13. Ban cucumbers! They give girls bad thoughts...

[greenman3610]

3. Gary Glenn is my effing rep

unbelievable embarrassment

[smirkymonkey]

4. Seriously?

What is with these people?

[OnyxCollie]

16. !!!

That sig pic...

[smirkymonkey]

18. Found that on someone else's sig pic and loved it!

It's great, isn't it?

[Chipper Chat]

5. If you interpret the law broadly then all boys

will have to leave their penises at home before coming to school (since the penis is a family planning devise).

[pangaia]

9. I made zucchini fritters for dinner lasr night.

Did you have to bring that up?

[pangaia]

12. :>))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Oh jeezzz



NO !!!

[Va Lefty]

7. This country is so fucked

in 25 years it will not be recognizable

[Rex]

8. A family planning drug? What kind do they make for me to practice with?

It is AMAZING that this country still functions at all, with GOPukers in charge of way too much.

[olddots]

11. they don't call these guys pebble peckers for no reason .

[Karma13612]

14. i'm guessing a dildo is also out of the question?

just sayin'

I mean if they're going to be pedantic.

A dildo is not a banana.

Or how about a hot dog??

That isn't produce either....

OK, enuf.!

[gollygee]

15. And they're supposedly all about getting rid of the so-called nanny state.

Bullshit.

[gollygee]

17. Republicans hate big government!

Bullshit.

(I had to reply twice this pisses me off so much. I live in Michigan and have a daughter who has gone through the worthless garbage that is Michigan's abstinence-only sex ed.)

[madinmaryland]

19. Think of the bananas, you fools!!!!

So much potassium going to waste!

[pinboy3niner]

20. They're probably afraid it will lead to a banana shortage

Bananas need to procreate!