Arguing with conservatives is like...

[liberal N proud]

Ad others as you can think of them.

[hobbit709]

1. Is like trying to teach a pig to sing.

It only wastes your time and annoys the pig.

[sarge43]

4. The other one

is like wrestling with pig. You get dirty and the pig likes it.

[sarge43]

2. Arguing with conservatives

It's like using a chain saw to do a pedicure. It won't work; it's painful and people think you're an idiot for trying to.

[Feeling the Bern]

18. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this

[Cosmocat]

3. LOL

good stuff

[Ferretherder]

5. Arguing with conservatives is like...

...wait! What the hell are you doing arguing with these walking 'persecution-complex units'?

...better to do something more constructive like discussing the finer points of string theory with a sack of potting soil.

[sarge43]

21. Winner.

[Enthusiast]

6. That's perfect!

[tabasco]

7. arguing with a brainwashed fascist. n/t

[Ford_Prefect]

8. Bird brain. They do seem to define the term, don't they.

birdbrain

Syllabification: bird·brain
Pronunciation: /ˈbərdˌbrān/
Definition of birdbrain in English:
noun: An annoyingly stupid and shallow person.

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/birdbrain?q=bird+brain

[dorkzilla]

10. How DARE you insult birds like that!

I’d put the intellect of a common crow against these morons any day!!!!

[Feeling the Bern]

19. Birds have a legit purpose in nature. Conservatives serve what purpose?

If anything, conservatives are parasites.

[1monster]

22. Hmmm... What purpose. Perhaps to create policies which help thin the population?

[sarge43]

20. Thank you

My poor old addled 'tiel, Vern, could argue rings around those morons and he hurts himself preening.

[dorkzilla]

23. LOL! My aunt's tiel flies into the salad everytime we have a family party

of course now one of us will show up with salad just to see him do it. Nobody eats it though.

[sarge43]

24. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Bless 'em.

Flying? Wannz that.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

26. .....

I'd pay good money to see that.

[gregcrawford]

9. VERY funny...

... but a great disservice to pigeons!

[IHateTheGOP]

11. Is like arguing with a moron.

[L. Coyote]

12. ... feeding a troll.

[treestar]

13. so true.

They change the issue, indulge in every logical fallacy there is, especially ad hominem. Black and white thinking abounds, because they want to know everything and can't admit they can't.

[SusanCalvin]

14. This is absolutely the best analogy in the history of the world.

[greenman3610]

15. totally like talking to climate deniers

so you have to be clear that you are making the argument for the
benefit of anyone that might be listening, rather than thinking there is
any hope of persuading the denier.

[dae]

16. Saved that for future use, thank you very much!

[Feeling the Bern]

17. arguing with a howler monkey

All the monkey does is jump, scream and throw shit until you get tired and leave for peace of mind.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

25. This meme insults pigeons!!

That's not fair.

[Omaha Steve]

27. Love it

K&R!

OS

[DeeDeeNY]

28. Barney Frank said it was like arguing with a dining room table

[GETPLANING]

29. Never argue with a conservative for the same reason you never argue with an idiot.

Bystanders won't know who is who.

[Liberty Belle]

30. I had a conservative chastise me today for using the term "extremists"

to describe right-wing candidates who want to outlaw abortion even when a woman's life is in danger.

If that's not extreme, what is?

[Kablooie]

31. And you know the Freepers use the exact same quote for arguing with liberals.

It's funny but without a lot of substance.

Except for excrement. There's a bit of that involved.

[damnedifIknow]

32. It's useless because evolution forgot conservatives

Conservatives are still just frightened cave dwellers.

[catbyte]

33. I'm glad I already swallowed my coffee before I opened this!

[cynzke]

34. The Nerve of Of One Woman......!

Was on a web site pointing out the deceptions of that video Carly Fiorina claims a live fetus is dissected. As you know that CMP video is spliced and edited to falsely portray that, plus the images of fetuses were not even related to abortion or PP. One rabid woman obviously could not dispute the evidence, so her sanctimonious response was..."may God have mercy on you soul"! Well isn't she special? Like she is qualified to pass judgment and qualified to dispensate mercy. What conceit. Who was she kidding. Her comment wasn't meant in any true Christian way. It was meant to put me down and insinuate I was an evil person needing rebuke. Typical hypocrisy coming from a extreme religious wrong-winger. The woman was too dumb to realize that she was really exposing herself to be a fake Christian. Rather than tell her off, I thanked her and asked God to have mercy on her soul as well. I just threw it back at her.

[alcina]

35. My first thought was....

Arguing with a conservative is like sticking your dick in a hog's mouth.

I know it doesn't make a lot of sense -- then again, maybe it does -- but ever since reading the Hameron news, it's the first thing that comes to mind now whenever I think of conservatives.

I do like the OP, though. Especially the strutting around in victory part. Very accurate.