Dear Diary: An Oral Autobiography. . . . Please come CAPTION W.'s return visit!!!!

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W. ("I still wonder what happened in My Pet Goat&quot is saying: "And Diary, why, oh why, does Karl keep treating me so mean?Today when I showed him the manuscript of my autobiography where I wondered how I squandered the political capital of 9/11 financing Cheney's wet dream, losing thousands of lives and trillions of dollars, and where I wondered what happened when the greatest economy the world has ever known was nearly bankrupt due to my administration's policies, and about Katrina, and . . .then I wonder what just my legacy might be, . . . and in the conclusion I told exactly how I felt about these things, and still feel. . . Well, Karl didn't have to slap me three times, call me a 'stupid twit,' and shred the manuscript in front of my face, while laughing and slamming back shooters, did he?"

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1. Thanks Jeb, you totally stole my "remember the rubble" bit

Yeah the publisher, what's their names, said it would be too ironic - sure there was iron in the rubble but I don't get it- and it would look like I was exploiting a what-they-call a tragedery. I mean what else do I have?

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2. W. is saying:

"The very best thing about monogramed underwear is that it helps you remember your name!"

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3. "I've turned grey and I'm as stupid as ever"

"Some people gain wisdom with age but me? Call it nature with my Poppy's genes or nurture with a silver spoon in my mouth, but I'm just an idiot."