Egads! Rush has figured out Obama's Pope plan!

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

Oxycontin is one helluvadrug!

Rush Limbaugh has a suspicion that President Obama may have “recruited or corrupted” Pope Francis in the same way as how he also did it to Republican leadership in Congress.

Limbaugh had quite a lot to say today about the pope’s visit, his preaching on immigration, and the Democratic political response. He called Obama “one of the most radical leftists that’s ever run for office” and says he loves to exploit the “squishiness of the GOP.”

And he said that “in the last seven years, Obama has successfully recruited or corrupted or hijacked” not just Republican leadership and Supreme Court chief justice John Roberts, but the pontiff himself.

He pointed to how GOP leaders are “afraid” of Obama, how Roberts is “going out of his way” to support Obama, and how it appears that the Pope might be “supporting Obama” on some issues.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/limbaugh-suspects-obamas-recruited-or-corrupted-or-hijacked-pope-francis/

Little does Rush know that Roberts and Francis were actually replaced by doppelgangers, while they are held at Area 51, alongside Elvis, the real Paul McCartney, moon landing faker Stanley Kubrick and Obama's birth certificate.

Fear not, comrades. Should Rush discern the full truth, we can have him replaced with our corrupted Rush within 24 hours.

All hail Saul Lewinsky!! Glory to William Ayers!

[kelliekat44]

1. Rush needs to get into a drug rehab program. nt

[pinboy3niner]

2. Saul Lewinsky?

Alinsky, maybe?

[world wide wally]

4. Wasn't it Monica Alinsky?

[MohRokTah]

5. Isn't Saul Monica's cousin?

Better call Saul!

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

8. That's what they want you to think!

Wake up, sheeple!

That line of attack is straight out of the Lewlinsky playbook!

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I guess that was a little too much of an inside joke. I have a buddy with a local liberal radio show and some redneck teabagger called in screaming about "Saul Lewinsky." He kept repeating it throughout his rant, oblivious to his stupidity. I found it the name so funny, that I always use it facetiously when I do his show.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. I had no idea President Obama was such an brilliantly evil mastermind.

And all this time we were being told he wasn't smart enough to deliver a speech without a Teleprompter or get into Harvard without affirmative action.

[MohRokTah]

6. The mastermid was his Grandfather who had the sense to fake a birth announcement and certificate

in Hawaii after little Barack was born in Nairobi.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

9. I love how one day they say he's an "inept Jimmy Carter"

than the next, say he's an all=powerful Stalinist dictator.

He can't be both.

[Fortinbras Armstrong]

13. Some years ago, a conservative told me that Obama was a socialist, a Marxist, an anarchist and

A fascist. Simultaneously. I responded that, ignoring the obvious fact that Obama is none of these, three of the four are mutually exclusive. I also thanked him for confirming my belief that ignorance and stupidity are prized by conservatives.

[rusty quoin]

7. I'm glad that Limbaugh is a dying breed, but he has done so much damage.

I hope that I live long enough to see it all corrected. It's 30 years of damage he's done.

[Volaris]

11. No, no...You hope RUSH lives that long..

[rusty quoin]

12. No.

[longship]

10. Well played, Adenoid, well played.

Well worthy of an R&

[pacalo]

14. Unbelievable!