White man trying to buy gun shoots self in penis — blames it on a black guy

[ghostsinthemachine]

South Dakota man is currently in custody after telling police officers he was shot in the penis by a “black guy” when he actually shot himself while attempting to purchase a gun illegally, reports the Argus Leader.

Convicted felon Donald Anthony Watson, 43, was admitted to a local emergency room late at night on Sept. 6 for a gunshot wound to his penis, and told local law enforcement that he had been shot during a botched robbery.


http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/white-man-trying-to-buy-gun-shoots-self-in-penis-blames-it-on-a-black-guy/

You really can't make this shit up. even if you wanted to.

[madamesilverspurs]

1. Another dumbass

going off half-cocked...

[3catwoman3]

9. That is a mega-

-DUzy! Well said.

[Plucketeer]

21. Excellent!

A "Blow job" of a whole different magnitude!

[catbyte]

2. Dumbass. And a bigot to boot.

"Yeah, it was the Black guy..."

That infuriates me more than just about anything.

[Hoyt]

3. Typical racist gun fancier who also probably thought he is a "responsible" gun owner.

[Ghost in the Machine]

18. You should try to fix your broken record with all of your "responsible gun owner" comments,

especially in light of the fact that the article clearly states that he was a convicted felon trying to buy a gun illegally. A convicted felon is in NO WAY a "responsible gun owner". Period. ANY convicted felon in possession of a gun is NOT a "responsible gun owner", they are a criminal in possession of a gun. There's no two ways around that, Hoyt.... but you already know that, don't you?

Ghost

[Hoyt]

26. George Zimmerman is another example of a so-called "law-abiding, responsible" gun owner.

[GGJohn]

28. True to form.

Another factless Hoytism.
Zimmerman is not an example of a law abiding, responsible gun owner, he's a POS who got away with murder by pure luck.

Most firearm owners in this country are law-abiding, responsible gun owners despite your obvious aversion to firearms and their owners.

[GGJohn]

29. And another factless Hoytism.

He'a a convicted felon, therefore he cannot be a responsible gun owner, he can't even legally be a gun owner, much less responsible.

[MattSh]

4. What the internet needs...

is a website about Stupid Gun Guys (and gals). You'll never run out of new materials for that.

[Baitball Blogger]

5. This is a hate crime.

Seriously. Using racial stereotypes to get the authorities to place blame on minorities is, without question, a hate crime.

[Plucketeer]

22. No question!

He surely HATES having done this to his weenie!

[bettyellen]

30. yeah, using the justice system to fuck over POC is hilarious!

not.

[cui bono]

6. What an a-hole.

And dumbass.

And bigot.

[flamin lib]

7. Florida man and Texas man both send their thanks for being off the hook for at least one day. nt

[sibelian]

8. Holy fucking crap.

Oh I don't even know what to say. How did he expect to get away with it?

[Mnemosyne]

10. Bet he won't have the balls to do that again. nt

[dae]

23. LMBO now!

[NV Whino]

11. What a prick.

[jtuck004]

16. I believe that's "pricks". Now, anyway. n/t

[lpbk2713]

12. No need for him to go off half cocked.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

13. Speaking of bad karma. And, poor aiming ability.

[NCjack]

14. Was the surgeon able to save the bullet? /nt

[NBachers]

15. Nice move, Shorty

[Dont call me Shirley]

17. Oops! Emasculation By Gun.

[hifiguy]

19. If this country could only turn its limitless natural reserves of stupidity

into clean energy we would have enough for 10,000 years and warp drive by Festivus 2016.

"Just call me Stubby."

[PufPuf23]

20. Some of the comments at raw story are funny.

I Hate Stick Butter • 38 minutes ago

At least he can't get Bristol pregnant now.

Mehmeisterjr > I Hate Stick Butter • 21 minutes ago

Hey, it might be more difficult but nobody reported he also shot off his testicles. Get Bristol in an "abstinent" mood and anything is possible.

[SoapBox]

24. Wow...

You folks should take this comedy show on the road!

Seriously!

[world wide wally]

25. He was just exercising his Second Amendment, God given rights to shoot his own

balls off.

[truebluegreen]

27. Are there any AAs in South Dakota?

I'm being facetious. I'm sure there are some, but not many. I'm surprised he didn't claim it was a Native American: I bet he would have received a more sympathetic hearing from the local constabulary.

[petronius]

31. That's a great illustration they chose - Shutterstock really does have everything...

[Warren DeMontague]

32. it's that black penis shooter again

[Warren DeMontague]

33. According to the arrest report,

... Watson said he was shot by “a black guy (who) tried to rob” him while he was taking out the trash at his apartment.



I'm trying to envision this: "Give me all your trash or I'll shoot your dick off"

[struggle4progress]

34. It's getting so you can't send the cops off on a wild goose chase anymore

[tblue37]

35. Blaming a black guy seems to be their automatic go to lie. nt