A woman tells you "I used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket"

[Algernon Moncrieff]

What is your reaction to that statement?

[Shandris]

1. I continue listening?

I guess there's some kind of meta thing going on here but I'll be durned if I know what it is (although to be fair, that's just a guess!).

[Travis_0004]

2. Ask her to show you how she did it?

[lame54]

3. "I'm an undercover policeman."

[OhWiseOne]

4. pic or it didn't happen

[NuclearDem]

5. "Mom, you're drunk. Go home."

[pinboy3niner]

6. *snort*

[Warpy]

58. That made me

[lpbk2713]

7. She interacted with a dumb cop.

...

[Codeine]

8. Thank my wife for saving me $500

and then ask her to see if it works on the landlord.

[leftofcool]

77. Are you my husband????????

I am suspicious because that sounds like something he would say.

[MohRokTah]

9. I say, "There's no such thing as a good cop." eom

[TeddyR]

13. Which is

Completely unrelated to this post. And you are wrong. But if you want to stereotype groups based on the actions of a few bad apples then go ahead, but explain to me how that's different than what the racist RW does?

[840high]

55. I know good cops.

[deutsey]

69. So do I.

[Duckhunter935]

19. That poster has an issue

Jurors, please read the context for my response.

[sarisataka]

20. Difference?

There is none.

Whether the speaker says 'All xxx are yyy' or 'God hates zzz' it comes from the same place.

Bigotry is bigotry, no matter what clothes it wears.

[gollygee]

39. Bigotry over an employment choice isn't the same as bigotry over a physical characteristic. n/t

[Algernon Moncrieff]

91. Please see post #83 I didn't respond to you directly, but I touch on this.

[snooper2]

10. video or it didn't happen

I used my penis once

[madinmaryland]

28. Only once???? That some serious self control.

[pintobean]

82. A young snooper too

[pinboy3niner]

11. "Of course you got sympathy for driving the clown bus, Carly"

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. Really? Wow, show me exactly what you did.

[mnhtnbb]

14. Damn, good for you!

Everyone speeds. I mean, everyone. Since not everyone is going to get a ticket,
then it's every boob for herself to try to get out of one!

[lunatica]

15. I'd say I hear ya sista!

For all we know she was stopped because of her boobs. In my youth my experience was that most men have a very hard time looking women in the eye because they can't tear their eyes away from their breasts.

Confessions of a large breasted woman.

[Le Taz Hot]

31. I used to close my eyes and say,

"Quick! What color are my eyes?"

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

32. Guilty as charged.

It's amazing how much control the earlier, more animal parts of our brains and our glands have over behaviour. Fight, flight, eat, mate. It's a lot easier (to look at faces) now that the testosterone levels have decreased, though.

[Oneironaut]

17. The cop was a fan of birds?

[mucifer]

18. I'm not very good looking. But, I've gotten out of tickets for being a nurse

It's happened about 3 times in the past few decades. (I don't get tons of tickets.)I was told by a cop that they don't like giving tickets to nurses. Doesn't work so well now that all the tickets are from photos where I live now.

[Algernon Moncrieff]

90. I think that's fairly common -- nurses, firefighters -- they are seen as kindred spirits

I'm told ER docs also generally don't get ticketed

[sarisataka]

21. I'd say

Lucky!

I usually have to give the cop the rest of my case of beer.
🍺

[WinkyDink]

22. "You're telling me this because...?"

[MineralMan]

23. Nobody has ever told me that.

I'd be very surprised if anyone did. Is it something you hear often?

[Algernon Moncrieff]

84. Please see post #83

[OnyxCollie]

24. This thread is useless without pics.

[Control-Z]

25. Is there a point to this? n/t

[Algernon Moncrieff]

89. Please see post #83

[loyalsister]

26. ick

and maybe
One of my friends posted it on FB today. Is it some kind of viral thing?

[pinboy3niner]

54. Is it some obtuse MRA thing?

I don't get it.

[loyalsister]

59. No idea

The FB friend is a woman.

[Turborama]

71. It's supposed to be a "breast cancer awareness game" that's being sent around via PMs

More details about it here: https://bloggsymalone.wordpress.com/2015/03/22/your-status-hijacking-game-is-not-about-cancer-awareness/

[treestar]

81. yes, probably about how unfair it is to men

that women have their boobs to use to get out of a ticket. Another advantage women have.

[PassingFair]

80. hey...a woman I know posted that today, too.

I'm in Michigan....

She is a nice woman, a known police supporter around here.

Perhaps it IS a viral thing....

Weird.

[JackRiddler]

27. You gotta do what you gotta do.

[Warren DeMontague]

29. "Big deal. I used my dick to solve Fermat's last theorem"

"and I used my nuts to build a tiny model of the Eiffel Tower out of toothpicks"

[pinboy3niner]

37. Your Fermat's solution was a head of its time

Bravo! And a tip!

[pinboy3niner]

44. Guinness Records said your toothpick tower was just low-hanging fruit. nt

[Dr. Strange]

47. Hate to break it to you...

but your dick assumed unique factorization for complex rings of integers. The classic FLT mistake.

[pinboy3niner]

48. Thanks a lot! :(

Now we'll never hear the end of how his dick is "classic."

[Warren DeMontague]

49. that's right.

Last edited Sun Sep 27, 2015, 04:21 AM - Edit history (1)

high school level math, sure, baby. ...but post-graduate level lovin.

[Warren DeMontague]

50. that's why parallel parking is so difficult for... ah, fuck it, never mind.

you win, man. I know when I'm beat.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

72. I'm sure the Fermat solution was elegant, too bad it was lost forever

when the snow melted.

Oh, the posterity!

[pinboy3niner]

73. They could have saved it

But nobody wants to mess with yellow snow. Shame, after he worked so hard on the "penmanship."

[Algernon Moncrieff]

85. Please see post #83

[Le Taz Hot]

30. As one who sports a nice healthy rack

I say, "We don't make the rules, we just exploit the hell out of them." Hey, can we help it if you guys lose your mind over a pair of breasteseses?

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

34. Are the extra eseses to indicate the degree of health?

Reminds me of a joke in a book about the difference between forts and fortresses not having to do with the presence of breastworks or buttresses.

[Le Taz Hot]

35. Reference to old Saturday Night Live Sketches

with the two Czech guys and who loved "Big American breasteseseses." (Most likely before your time.)

A couple of days ago I was getting out of my truck at the grocery store and some young guy rolls up, also in a truck, sporting a bumper sticker saying, "Show me your tits." For a second I thought seriously about complying and scarring the fucker for life (I'm 60 and things aren't as perky as they used to be).

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

36. Oh, the two wild and crazy guys schtick with steve martin.

I probably caught it in reruns, I don't tend to watch snl as it airs. I'm creeping up on 50, even though I look like it's in my rear view mirror.

[pinboy3niner]

38. "Objects in rearview mirror may be closer than they appear"

No need for self-deprecation.

[Algernon Moncrieff]

86. Please see post #83

[LuvNewcastle]

33. I would probably laugh, and then I'd say,

"We do what we gotta do."

[Thor_MN]

40. None, because I don't want to sucked into a Facebook "chain letter"

All the people that reply asking for details get told they have to post one of several salacious statements and keep the chain going. It's flaring up again on FB and was around a couple years ago.

My $0.02? Ignore it.

[Algernon Moncrieff]

87. Please see post #83

[struggle4progress]

41. I don't hear such comments even when I think I hear them

I doubt I could use my manboobs to such advantage; and I rather suspect any attempt to do so would be likely to backfire

Beyond that, I usually don't want to discuss personal anatomy with most folk

When I was younger, I might have said something like, Oh ... I thought you were a feminist

[SheilaT]

42. I get out of tickets by being old enough

to look like the cop's mom, or more likely his grandma. Haven't yet come up against a cop willing ticket grandma.

[leftofcool]

78. +1

[FreakinDJ]

43. So the surgery is starting to pay off

[PeaceNikki]

45. I would say that breast cancer is not a Facebook game.

[Warren DeMontague]

61. THANK GOD, I'M STILL NOT DONE WITH CANDY CRUSH!

SERIOUSLY, LET ME SEND YOU AN INVITE TO PLAY CANDY CRUSH

[pinboy3niner]

62. I wish I could crush that, but Farmville leaves me too little free time

Do you need some ASPARAGUS, by any chance?

[Warren DeMontague]

63. let me cast some for you.

You wont believe it, it's hugh.

[pinboy3niner]

64. If you're casting asparagus you'll need a good supplier

You might consider leaving Candy Crush and joining us at Farmville. We have BUSHELS of fun!

[Algernon Moncrieff]

88. Please see post #83

[LostOne4Ever]

46. Roll my eyes and change subjects nt

[reddread]

51. good job Mom.

[doc03]

52. It wouldn't be the first time that has

happened.

[BlueJazz]

53. Would you drive me to work every day?.

[hunter]

56. You call the cops "boobs?"

You may be right.

[pinboy3niner]

57. Can they put a word in for me with the SEC?

[Quantess]

65. It's a facebook gag.

As in, if you reply to the statement, the person sends you a private message telling you that you fell for the trap and now you need to post it on your own facebook page (which I did not do).

That's right, I fell for it and replied to her. But no way would I post it on my own facebook!

Just ignore it

[Algernon Moncrieff]

93. Thanks. See also post # 83.

[underahedgerow]

66. Hey, a girl has the right to use her assets to her advantage! If a guy is fool enough to fall

for it, and she's smart enough to take advantage, then why the heck not?

Why, is there something wrong with that?

[pinboy3niner]

67. I used my balls, got the ticket, and now I'm on a list

Dam wimmins!

[leftofcool]

79. Dammit!

I know better than to click on one of your responses. You have no right to make an old woman laugh this hard!

[Major Nikon]

92. Women can show almost all their boobs in public, But testicleavage is strictly taboo

[DFW]

68. My reaction would be this:

"I have a speeding ticket for you. Please demonstrate in detail your plan to get out of it."

[ismnotwasm]

70. If is on Facebook I ignore it

It's one of those "you should not answered or liked now you have to pick one of the following and post it to your wall" ally Facebook games.

If She's serious we have an irresponsible driver and an irresponsible cop. And I still ignore it.

[ileus]

74. Men are suckers...

Of course I'm assuming the LEO is male.

[joshcryer]

75. "I don't believe you."

[pinboy3niner]

76. She made it up

And her breasts grew two sizes in the telling.

[joshcryer]

94. Hehe, it's a running gag.

If a chick ever brags about a nipple piercing say "I don't believe you." There's only one way for them to prove it.

Figure it might work here.

[Algernon Moncrieff]

83. Replies to many

To PeaceNikki in post #45, Thor-MN in post #40, and others: you are most likely right, and I got suckered here. The woman who stated this (and it was on Facebook, which is a tool of the Devil) is attractive, kind of a flirt, and kind of a smart-ass, so I took her at her word that she used her looks to get out of a ticket.

To Mineral Man in post 23: Have women told me they used their looks or flirted their way out of a ticket? Yes, I've heard that and I'm surprised you have not. Have I heard it often? Not as often as when I was in my 20s and 30s and my female circle of friends was younger. I will add that I've also seen the reverse. Back in the early to mid 90s, there was a stretch of I-95 I commuted on every day, and an FHP officer that I got to recognize by sight that patrolled the stretch. If he had someone pulled over, the odds were that a) the one pulled over was female and b) the one pulled over was blonde.

To Control-Z in post 25: My point in posting was that I genuinely wondered how DUers would react -- would they find it funny? would they be annoyed that some can use their looks to get out of a ticket? would they see it as yet another indictment against the current state of policing. I never expected to get 44 responses -- most of which made me chuckle.

To Le Taz Hot in post 30 and many others in the thread: When virtue and modesty enlighten her charms, the lustre of a beautiful woman is brighter than the stars of heaven, and the influence of her power it is in vain to resist Akhenaton
Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/a/akhenaton.html#56thil9MSKl14E7z.99

To WarrenDeMontague in post 29 and many, many others in this thread: