MRA Group Searches For 'Beautiful Virgin' Brides With Intact Hymens

[zappaman]

"If they weren't good enough for the one they gave it up to, why would they be good enough for you?"

That's the logic behind a Facebook page called "No Hymen No Diamond," which encourages men to put a ring on it only if the woman in question is still a virgin. Ladies, don't these dudes sound like real marriage material?

The men's rights activist (MRA) community of more than 1,100 users shames women for embracing their sexuality and cautions helpless men against marrying ladies who dare to... do pretty much anything with their bodies that the same men declare untoward. The group shares posts with the charming hashtags #NoHymenNoDiamond and #PoppedCherryDontMarry.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/no-hymen-no-diamond-group-searches-for-beautiful-virgin-brides-wtf_560558e1e4b0dd85030730a9


"No Hymen No Diamond" is the group's actual slogan. What a bunch of sad little boys.

[gwheezie]

1. I assume they're lousy lovers

And don't want to be compared to anyone else.
I've got news for them, we can still tell if they suck in bed. Well not literally.

[Rex]

3. Lovers? I bet the closest they get to a real women is their mother

when she brings them milk and cookies while they play Minecraft in the basement/their room.

[gwheezie]

5. Hahaha

This is my own opinion as far as sex but I really think a person's 1st partner should be someone who knows what they're doing otherwise it's a little disappointing.

[Rex]

14. It didn't happen to me this way, but many friends that were both first time lovers

say either it was awesome or it was horrible lol.

[zappaman]

16. As they say...

[jeff47]

22. Considering their horrible grasp of basic female anatomy, that's pretty much ensured.

(Hymens are often "broken" long before the woman has sex for the first time.)

[dorkzilla]

2. If ever there was a reason to become a stark-raving nympho...

This would be it. Good thing I already am one and happily married to a guy who couldn’t give a rats ass about my hymen)!!!

[kimbutgar]

4. I'd never marry someone without taking a test drive

Someone was telling me about her friend who was a religious virgin who married another religious virgin. The guy couldn't consummate on the wedding night and weeks later they split up because he admitted to her he was gay and he married her because of his religious family.

Or the men have a small penis and they don't want a women comparing their small appenditure. I knew a guy who got off on virgins because they could not compare his small size to a normal size one.

[backscatter712]

6. I'm actually for this.

After all, women would be deprived of the company of these MRA characters, wouldn't they? What, an MRA's not going to want to be in a relationship with her?

Really, the only result of this campaign is that the MRAs become even more sex-deprived.

[zappaman]

7. How many MRAs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Eleven.
One to screw in the lightbulb and 10 to brag that IT'S STILL A MAN'S JOB.

[MFrohike]

10. hahahahahaha

Nailed it.

[uppityperson]

11. How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

[Rex]

15. Just give me the orgazmitron and go away...I'll call someone when I'm ready!

[Generic Other]

8. "The Blank Page" by Isak Dinesen

I will inform you, dear lady and gentleman, that in the country of Portugal in very old and noble families a venerable custom has been observed. On the morning after the wedding of a daughter of the house, and before the morning had yet been handed over, the Chamberlain or High Steward from a balcony of the palace would hang out the sheet of the night and would solemnly proclaim: Virginem eam tenemus -- "we declare her to have been a virgin." Such a sheet was never afterwards washed or again lain on...

In the tall main wing of the convent, which overlooks an immense landscape of hills and valleys, there is a long gallery with a black-and-white marble floor. On the walls of the gallery, side by side, hangs a long row of heavy, gilt frames, each of them adorned with a coroneted plate of pure gold, on which is engraved the name of a princess: Donna Christina, Donna Ines, Donna Jacintha Lenora, Donna Maria. And each of these frames encloses a square cut from a royal wedding sheet...Within the faded markings of the canvases people of some imagination and sensibility may read all the signs of the zodiac: the Scales, the Scorpion, the Lion, the Twins. Or they may there find pictures from their own world of ideas: a rose, a heart, a sword -- or even a heart pierced through with a sword...

But in the midst of the long row there hangs a canvas which differs from the others. The frame of it is as fine and as heavy as any, and as proudly as any carries the golden plate with the royal crown. But on this one plate no name is inscribed, and the linen within the frame is snow-white from corner to corner, a blank page...It is in front of this piece of pure white linen that the old princesses of Portugal -- worldly wise, dutiful, long-suffering queens, wives and mothers -- and their noble old playmates, bridesmaids and maids-of-honour have most often stood still...It is in front of the blank page that old and young nuns, with the Mother Abbess herself, sink into deepest thought.

http://www.whiterabbit.net/@port03/Dinesen/BlankPage/blank_page.htm

[bettyellen]

9. love that they assume these women were dumped instead of choosing better....

I guess the idea of women actually having a choice isn't even on their radar. Ha ha, get real dudes.

[Comrade Grumpy]

12. Are the guys supposed to be virgins, too?

I bet they could qualify.

[SidDithers]

13. Buncha primates, these MRA asshats...nt

Sid

[zappaman]

18. Pathetic really.

Think they're Clinton fans?

[JI7]

21. yup

[MineralMan]

17. Moronic Assholes, One and All

Who would want anything to do with any of them?

[jmowreader]

40. Shouldn't that be MoRonic Assholes?

[BlueJazz]

19. WHAT? The thought of a virgin when I'm attracted to someone is about equal to how they would..

...fly the Space Shuttle.

[mentalsolstice]

20. Not all virgins have intact hymens

I hope these morons realize that. However, I agree with others here that a partner who's comfortable with her/his sexuality is preferable.

[Warren DeMontague]

28. It is hard to educate someone with the sentience level of bread mold.

So you are probably wasting your time with that.

[Katashi_itto]

23. This is why Sexbots will have a ready market. MRAs don't want real women anyway.

The MRAs can have one upmanship on each other on who has the better bot.

[zappaman]

24. Have you seen EX MACHINA?

Excellent film.

[Katashi_itto]

25. No I haven't will check it out now!

[meow2u3]

33. Sexbots should also be able to be programmed to malfunction

If I owned a sexbot store, I'd see to it that it's programmed to malfunction by beating the shit out of him instead of screwing him.

[zappaman]

34. Or just insult him until he cries.

[Warpy]

26. They all need to take second jobs so they can save for a Real Doll

She's the perfect MRA "woman" since she never talks back, is always "ready," will never gain an ounce, and will always be perfect in every way. She'll never get knocked up, swell up like a balloon, and expect them to pay for the squalling brat that comes out.

Best of all, she'll remove them completely from the dating market and, with luck, the gene pool.

[Warren DeMontague]

27. "Marry the first person you fuck" is a recipe for failed marriages, no matter the ideology.

As for this, once someone is 100% lonely and never getting laid, it's impossible for them to be any more lonely or get laid any less, so these dudes probably aren't going to end up any worse than they were before.

[zappaman]

35. I generally believe that as well, but

I had a roommate in college who lost his virginity to his future wife and has never been with another woman.
They are celebrating their 30th this year.

Takes a certain mindset, I guess.

[Warren DeMontague]

36. let me rephrase that; I think setting that out there as some sort of morally superior position, or

ideal, or absolute- that is a recipe for failed marriages.

Telling people that they should either marry the first person they are going to screw, or wait until they're ready to get married to do it.

I don't know about you, man, but if I had married the person I lost my virginity to... she's a fine human being, we're friends on facebook, etc... but not someone I could envision spending my life with, and no doubt she feels the same way about yours truly.

I wasn't in any shape to pick a lifelong partner at age 16.

That's not to say it can never work out that way for anyone, of course.

[zappaman]

37. Me too in regards to my first!

And yes, I agree completely with the rephrase.

[struggle4progress]

29. Just add the requirement at the top of all your on-line dating profiles, guys!

And to save time in real-life dating, always be sure to ask everyone that important question before you decide to try to get the phone number!

Uncertain about how to begin? You can explain first that you are trying to save money on condoms

[Iggo]

30. Hi sign!

[hifiguy]

31. Assholes they be.

Idiots, too.

Iam a bit surprised that cave-dwellers have discovered the intertubes.

[zappaman]

32. Especially alfalfa!

[vankuria]

38. The facebook page is hilarious

I notice they don't show any members, meaning they either don't have any or they wish to remain anonymous (who could blame them). All of the comments are mocking and the lone member defending this nutty ideology.

[Algernon Moncrieff]

39. Japanese plastic surgeons beat this one decades ago

I remember reading as a kid (read: in the 70s) that Japanese men insisted on marrying virgins, and so enterprising plastic surgeons came up with surgery to create an artificial hymen. Why anyone would want to do this, I have no idea -- but modern medicine can solve this problem.

[underahedgerow]

41. What's the MRA version of foreplay?

*elbow to the back*

"Hey, you awake?"

[Lyric]

42. What an OBVIOUS ploy to provide pervy, middle-aged men

with an "excuse" to pursue barely-legal teen girls. You know--the only ones that are likely to actually be virgins?

[zappaman]

43. Good point!

Probably easier to control too.