Carly Fiorina has announced she is dropping out of the 2016 race.

[kpete]

I saw it on a video.















just in case DU does not get my sick sense of humor, kp
http://wcfcourier.com/ap/commentary/fiorina-s-planned-parenthood-dare-based-on-fake-video/article_a37ff0f3-59e7-57f4-bad1-e3e56b599b0c.html

[Arkansas Granny]

1. Lol. Good one.

[LiberalElite]

2. That is

sick. Got my hopes up for nothing for a second. Thanks.

[Jim__]

3. That made me look!

[dae]

4. I smelled something before opening the thread.

[stage left]

5. My heart bounded in hope

and then crashed.

[6chars]

6. I thought you had a crystal ball

[shadowmayor]

7. She's just leaving the party

My sources say she's actually starting a new party a la Lincoln and Teddy - the Dalmatian Party. While she loves herself some live fetuses, what she really likes best are dead Dalmatian puppies. Puppies skinned, tanned and sewn into long beautiful coats to wear. And big gas-guzzlin' cars. Puppies-puppies!!!

[Major Nikon]

8. She doubled down on teh stupid today

http://www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/carly-fiorina-disputed-abortion-clip-absolutely-does-exist-n434446

http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2015/09/27/3706123/carly-fiorina-defends-abortion-comments/

How fucking stupid do her followers have to be in order to believe that the video she claims to exist in fact does exist but wasn't released by CMP?

[malaise]

9. Love it

[dooner]

10. She met the Pope?

Worked for Boener...

[kairos12]

11. To be fair, you would have to repeat this post about 10,000 times.

[mountain grammy]

12. Haha, I love your sick sense of humor.

[AngryAmish]

13. Oh, you scamp!

[Demeter]

14. You think this is funny? Millions are waiting for relief from her candidacy!

Now we will have to try to sleep tonight, knowing that someone on DU would play such an evil joke on the membership....

[bvf]

15. Rascal!

Surely some video whiz could slap together single-word clips of her to confirm her "announcement."

[IDemo]

16. I heard she spun off her campaign to Agilent