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BP Announces Plans To Put Oil In Mars Water By 2025.Oil giant BP have already capitalised on NASAs remarkable discovery of flowing water on Mars by vowing to be the first major company to have a massive oil spill in that water. The company has boldly declared that some massive oversight will lead to the polluting of Mars newly discovered water supply and it will be achieved by the year 2025.
This is a huge undertaking, said one executive. Its going to take effort and determination. Its going to take foresight and planning. Its going to take massive, unfathomably negligence every step of the way - and were the company to do it.
From the first moment we had heard there was running water on Mars we looked at each other and just knew - were the ones to ruin that. Anyone else, even other massive oil companies, might feel a little bit of shame - but not us. ....
This is a huge undertaking, said one executive. Its going to take effort and determination. Its going to take foresight and planning. Its going to take massive, unfathomably negligence every step of the way - and were the company to do it.
From the first moment we had heard there was running water on Mars we looked at each other and just knew - were the ones to ruin that. Anyone else, even other massive oil companies, might feel a little bit of shame - but not us. ....
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BP Announces Plans To Put Oil In Mars’ Water By 2025. (Original Post)
L. Coyote
Sep 2015
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JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,283 posts)1. Does Mars have enough water ...
... to host one of Tony Hayward's yacht races?
He wants his life on Mars back.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/20/us/20spill.html?_r=0
underpants
(182,279 posts)2. Very funny
Xipe Totec
(43,872 posts)3. BP - Fracking the Planets since 1908. nt
cascadiance
(19,537 posts)4. Too bad we didn't just leave Iran alone and not put in the Shah
... to replace their democratic government under Mossadegh then that might have also had BP become nationalized under Iran's government then! Might have prevented so many problems had we not done that.
DirkGently
(12,151 posts)5. Japanese whalers are on standby as well.
Should Martian waters turn out to contain space whales.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)6. They will have to fight Nestle's and the Bush family for occupancy. n/t