General Discussion
Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe 13 most punchable faces in America
What sets them apart for all of the other dicks like for example, every person who drives a black BMW is a certain look on their face that has a triggering effect. A smirk, a sneer, the droopy-eyed too-cool-for-you look.
Just needed a good laugh
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/the-13-most-punchable-faces-in-america/
Cracklin Charlie
(12,904 posts)On the front it said "People I want to punch in the face". I put it back without looking, on account of I was afraid my name would be in it.
Funny stuff.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)tis a face begging to be punched.
Edited to add.....
" dumber than a sack of Louise Gohmerts"
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,145 posts)The Backpfeifengesicht is strong with them.
ProfessorGAC
(64,827 posts)I can't imagine anybody who deserves a smack in the chops than him. And from every member of every family of every person who died in a war we fought when we invaded the wrong country.
nadine_mn
(3,702 posts)I mean he is just some weird force of evil isn't he?
ProfessorGAC
(64,827 posts)And if he's not human, doesn't the author's admonition against actually punching become null and void?
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,817 posts)nadine_mn
(3,702 posts)and gave Beck an honorable mention. The list should have been longer but my hand was already twitching after #1 so not sure how much more I could have taken
Stellar
(5,644 posts)Hayduke Bomgarte
(1,965 posts)Trey "Dueling Banjos" Gowdy
ryan_cats
(2,061 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)NCjack
(10,279 posts)and I looked at the 13 images. My conclusion: 13 is too small. More need a punch.
Faux pas
(14,643 posts)We needed a warning that cruz's face was so in our face! There are a few they missed, putyput should be there.
KentuckyWoman
(6,679 posts)I know a couple people who are actually really cool people but with simp facial features. They've had a tough way to go in life because of it.
Add in the fact Cruz and Shkreli make every day jerks look like saints and the punchable factor goes up exponentially.
Xyzse
(8,217 posts)So many to add.
However, numero uno... good god, almost slapped the screen as soon as it popped up.
nadine_mn
(3,702 posts)whenever I see his face. Him and Walker - the minute I see their face my slapping hand starts to twitch.
Xyzse
(8,217 posts)I would have broken an expensive monitor.
Thank goodness for self control.
YabaDabaNoDinoNo
(460 posts)plenty of them to choose from and why is it limited to just 13????????
lame54
(35,259 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)Colossal Dicks and Complete Assholes.
This list could run to hundreds of pages were it complete.
temporary311
(955 posts)Paul Dano or Miles Teller is a list that isn't worth taking seriously.
Contrary1
(12,629 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)I would also add Tucker Carlson to that list as well. A face badly in need of a fist.
dhill926
(16,309 posts)I saw the smarmy piece of shit at the airport a couple weeks ago. And yep....wanted to smack him in the face....had he been wearing the bow tie...I just might have (I kid, I kid....I think...)
nadine_mn
(3,702 posts)He so needs a punch
lpbk2713
(42,736 posts)His schnoz is long overdue.
nadine_mn
(3,702 posts)pretty sure you will just be left with a big pile of turd blossoms
Initech
(100,029 posts)I would add:
Owner Of Punchable Face: George W Bush
Occupation: 43rd President Of The United States, war mongerer, intelligence ignorer
The face: An evil looking C. Montgomery Burns-esque smirk.
Crimes Against Humanity: Stole an election with the help of his governor brother, ignored crucial intelligence that could have prevented 9/11, started two wars against invisible enemies, bankrupted the US treasury, Hurricane Katrina, and unwittingly created Isis.
nadine_mn
(3,702 posts)to swift kick in the ass
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)there are many deserving targets to be pied.
Heeeeers Johnny
(423 posts)Any one will do.
narnian60
(3,510 posts)FSogol
(45,435 posts)CTyankee
(63,883 posts)Gabi Hayes
(28,795 posts)any others of the 'fair' sex come instantly to mind?
Number9Dream
(1,560 posts)Don't have time to do the photobucket / upload thing, but those of you who know this con artist might agree.