The 13 most punchable faces in America

[nadine_mn]

The desire to pop a particular person in the face is generally rooted in some backstory — evidence of inexcusable behavior, a history of being a terrible person who is somehow beyond the reach of even God’s punishment, and quite simply: for being a major dick.

What sets them apart for all of the other dicks — like for example, every person who drives a black BMW — is a certain look on their face that has a triggering effect. A smirk, a sneer, the droopy-eyed too-cool-for-you look.

Just needed a good laugh

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/the-13-most-punchable-faces-in-america/

[Cracklin Charlie]

1. I found a little notebook of my son's in his room.

On the front it said "People I want to punch in the face". I put it back without looking, on account of I was afraid my name would be in it.

Funny stuff.

[dixiegrrrrl]

2. There is something about #1 in the article I just have to agree with

tis a face begging to be punched.

Edited to add.....

" dumber than a sack of Louise Gohmerts"

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. No Hannity? Trump? Glenn Beck?

The Backpfeifengesicht is strong with them.

[ProfessorGAC]

4. I Was Thinking Cheney

I can't imagine anybody who deserves a smack in the chops than him. And from every member of every family of every person who died in a war we fought when we invaded the wrong country.

[nadine_mn]

7. Not sure he is human though

I mean he is just some weird force of evil isn't he?

[ProfessorGAC]

10. Still Has A Face Though

And if he's not human, doesn't the author's admonition against actually punching become null and void?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. Hannity looks like someone already did punch him in the face.

[nadine_mn]

15. the article did state that just saying all of Fox news would be lazy

and gave Beck an honorable mention. The list should have been longer but my hand was already twitching after #1 so not sure how much more I could have taken

[Stellar]

21. Maybe not Shep. nt

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

6. I would have included

Trey "Dueling Banjos" Gowdy

[ryan_cats]

8. I agree about Jaden. n/t

[smirkymonkey]

9. Boy, that felt good just fantasizing about it!

[NCjack]

11. On reading the title of the OP, I was repulsed -- but my curiosity won

and I looked at the 13 images. My conclusion: 13 is too small. More need a punch.

[Faux pas]

12. Yikes!

We needed a warning that cruz's face was so in our face! There are a few they missed, putyput should be there.

[KentuckyWoman]

13. Cruz and Shkreli are simps.

I know a couple people who are actually really cool people but with simp facial features. They've had a tough way to go in life because of it.

Add in the fact Cruz and Shkreli make every day jerks look like saints and the punchable factor goes up exponentially.

[Xyzse]

14. Just 13?

So many to add.
However, numero uno... good god, almost slapped the screen as soon as it popped up.

[nadine_mn]

16. I have an uncontrollable urge to smack him

whenever I see his face. Him and Walker - the minute I see their face my slapping hand starts to twitch.

[Xyzse]

17. Completely understood.

I would have broken an expensive monitor.

Thank goodness for self control.

[YabaDabaNoDinoNo]

18. Jayden Smith? WTF? Replace him with Hannity or some smoother conservative tool

plenty of them to choose from and why is it limited to just 13????????

[lame54]

19. I only clicked on this to see if my pic was here

[hifiguy]

20. What a baker's dozen of

Colossal Dicks and Complete Assholes.

This list could run to hundreds of pages were it complete.

[temporary311]

22. Any list of punchable faces that leaves off

Paul Dano or Miles Teller is a list that isn't worth taking seriously.

[Contrary1]

23. #14

#

[smirkymonkey]

27. Oh yes! Please!

I would also add Tucker Carlson to that list as well. A face badly in need of a fist.

[dhill926]

34. apropos of nothing...

I saw the smarmy piece of shit at the airport a couple weeks ago. And yep....wanted to smack him in the face....had he been wearing the bow tie...I just might have (I kid, I kid....I think...)

[nadine_mn]

29. ooh I will line up

He so needs a punch

[lpbk2713]

24. I'd have to squeeze Karl Rove in there somehow.

His schnoz is long overdue.

[nadine_mn]

33. if you squeeze Karl Rove

pretty sure you will just be left with a big pile of turd blossoms

[Initech]

25. That list is pretty strong!

I would add:



Owner Of Punchable Face: George W Bush

Occupation: 43rd President Of The United States, war mongerer, intelligence ignorer

The face: An evil looking C. Montgomery Burns-esque smirk.

Crimes Against Humanity: Stole an election with the help of his governor brother, ignored crucial intelligence that could have prevented 9/11, started two wars against invisible enemies, bankrupted the US treasury, Hurricane Katrina, and unwittingly created Isis.

[nadine_mn]

35. Pretty sure he moves from punch in the face

to swift kick in the ass

[hifiguy]

26. If the Bionic Baking Brigade is still around,

there are many deserving targets to be pied.

[Heeeeers Johnny]

28. Mimes

Any one will do.

[narnian60]

30. Sooo glad my man Cruz was numero uno.

[FSogol]

31. What? Karl Rove and Reince Prebuis didn't make the list?

[CTyankee]

37. Reince! I think he looks like a piece of snot...

[Gabi Hayes]

32. how about this for the likes of Carly F:

any others of the 'fair' sex come instantly to mind?

[Number9Dream]

36. I'd add Joel Osteen to the many mentioned here

Don't have time to do the photobucket / upload thing, but those of you who know this con artist might agree.