A morning without dick is like a bullwhip without the crack! . . . Please come CAPTION Dick Cheney!!

[skip fox]

Dick Cheney is saying: "Chuck, like many other things, it's all in the way you look at it. Some called it an invasion and others called it liberation. . . . Some called it torture and some called it a robust discussion. . . . Just like some called it death, whereas others (like myself by the way), called it providing the ultimate safety net."

[randome]

1. "Good God, man, there's something in your teeth. Can I have it?"

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[bulloney]

2. "Man, I haven't seen a good torture in a while. Are you game?"

[skip fox]

3. Dick Cheney is saying:

"What makes you think I have to explain myself to you? . . . Do you know who I am??"

[Mnemosyne]

4. You pissed me off, eye lasers on! nt

[skip fox]

5. Cheney is saying:

"In exactly two-and-a-half seconds your head will explode."