There is stoned, and then there is baked...

[Archae]

Not to mention one helluva case of the munchies...

Ohio man calls cops to complain he got too high on marijuana

YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio (AP) — Police in Ohio say they were called to a house by a man who complained he’d gotten too high smoking marijuana.

The Youngstown Vindicator (http://bit.ly/1FRAt4i ) reports that Austintown Township police on Friday found the 22-year-old man curled in a fetal position on the floor, groaning and surrounded by snacks that included Doritos, Goldfish crackers and Chips Ahoy cookies.

The newspaper reports that the man told officers he couldn’t feel his hands.

http://wbay.com/2015/10/06/ohio-man-calls-cops-to-complain-he-got-too-high-on-marijuana/

[BlueJazz]

1. 'But Officer, this is my first time... I thought you were suppose to smoke the whole bag.

[KamaAina]

2. Doritos? Were they the gay Doritos?

[Egnever]

3. Bullshit

This story sounds like utter fantasy.

I have smoked non stop for hours before. At a certain point you just don't get any higher and that point has never in 30 years of pot smoking ever been loss of feeling in my extremities.

This sounds like a manufactured refer madness story.

[Taitertots]

9. Have you ever eaten too much?

I have (legally). It makes you uncomfortable and it makes me take a nap.

That said... This is a bit of over the top reporting.

[MindPilot]

4. Somebody mixed some stupid powder in his weed.

Yeah, if you are inexperienced, you can over do it on edibles. But calling the cops? That's a special kind of stupid right there.

[underpants]

5. Everything is going to be fine.

Everything is going to be fine. You're very high right now. You will probably be that way for about five more hours. Try taking some vitamin B complex, vitamin C complex.. if you have a beer, go ahead and drink it..Just remember you're a living organism on this planet, and you're very safe. Relax, stay inside and listen to some music, Okay? Do you have any Allman Brothers?

[nolabear]

6. I just had the greatest flashback.

Jimmy Carter. Best president EVER.

[underpants]

7. :-)

Walter Cronkite: Mrs. Horbath, do you have a question for the President?

Mrs. Edward Horbath (on phone): Yes, sir. I'm an employee of the U.S. Postal Service in Kansas. Last year they installed an automated letter sorting system called the Marvex-3000, here in our branch..

President Jimmy Carter: Yes.

Mrs. Edward Horbath (on phone): ..but the system doesn't work too good. Letters keep getting clogged in the first-level sorting grid. Is there anything that can be done about this?

President Jimmy Carter: Well, Mrs. Horbath, Vice-President Mondale and I were just talking about the Morvex-3000 this morning.. uh.. I do have a suggestion - you know the caliber poised on the first grid sliding armiture?

Mrs. Edward Horbath (on phone): Yes.

President Jimmy Carter: Okay, there's a three-digit setting there, where the post and the armiture meet. Now, when the system was installed, the angle of cross-slide was put at a maximum setting of 1.. if you reset it at the three-mark like it says in the assembly instructions, I think it will solve any clogging problems in the machine.

Mrs. Edward Horbath (on phone): Oh, thanks, Mr. President! Oh, by the way, I think you're doing a great job!

[clarice]

8. If I were that cop, I would have bent down and whispered to him....

" We've been watching you for a long time. We think your ready to join us. Go to the Holiday Inn
off the freeway and ask for "Raul". He'll explain everything.

[Lizzie Poppet]

10. Baby's first dab.