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Lightweight American politician didn’t even have sex with dead goat
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/lightweight-american-politician-didnt-even-have-sex-with-dead-goat-20151007102681
BRITONS have expressed shock that a US politician killed a goat and drank its blood without also shagging it.
Florida senate candidate Augustus Sol Invictus slew the animal as part of a pagan ceremony but shamefully did not then attempt to put his penis in it.
Mother-of-two Emma Bradford, from Worcester, said: “That is so typical of Americans and their namby-pamby attitude.
“They can only drink about two pints of weak lager before they collapse in a heap, and when they slaughter animals in a ritualised context they don’t even sexually defile the carcass. Cameron is a twat but at least he follows through on things.”
Florida senate candidate Augustus Sol Invictus slew the animal as part of a pagan ceremony but shamefully did not then attempt to put his penis in it.
Mother-of-two Emma Bradford, from Worcester, said: “That is so typical of Americans and their namby-pamby attitude.
“They can only drink about two pints of weak lager before they collapse in a heap, and when they slaughter animals in a ritualised context they don’t even sexually defile the carcass. Cameron is a twat but at least he follows through on things.”
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